Santa...MJ ?!?!?!?! connection?
Santa Claus:
-Is an overweight white-man.
-Has children sit on his knee and ask him to bring them "toys"
-Children leave him milk and cookies to curry favour with him
-He knows when you've been naughty, and when you've been nice.
-Likes to visit children in the middle of the night, and leave them "presents" which make them "happy"
-Has eight reindeer fly him around the Christian world in the course of a night so he can make these "visits"
-Has an unknown number of "elves" living with him, and working for him year round.
-Hugs everyone. Including his reindeer.
Conclusion: Santa is a stalker-pedo, who is into bestiality and hallucinegens. He runs a sweat-shop filled with child labour, whom he has his way with.
Do you really want that picture with the mall santa done this year anymore?
-Is an overweight white-man.
-Has children sit on his knee and ask him to bring them "toys"
-Children leave him milk and cookies to curry favour with him
-He knows when you've been naughty, and when you've been nice.
-Likes to visit children in the middle of the night, and leave them "presents" which make them "happy"
-Has eight reindeer fly him around the Christian world in the course of a night so he can make these "visits"
-Has an unknown number of "elves" living with him, and working for him year round.
-Hugs everyone. Including his reindeer.
Conclusion: Santa is a stalker-pedo, who is into bestiality and hallucinegens. He runs a sweat-shop filled with child labour, whom he has his way with.
Do you really want that picture with the mall santa done this year anymore?