[chicken shit]

[neon_sign]

So as I walk up my alley to go to my house,
I see the cat that I always play with,
while I hear this stupid
clucking sound behind me,
the expensive neighbor's chicken hen thing is curious, and most likely, bored.
So out of my boredom, I take a picture of it with my phone,
and I guess the sound of the camera scared it,
and so it shat.
Hahahahah.
That shit stank too,
nasty bastard.