New Years Eve Party.....

Dec 11, 2006 11:56



by limitedbythesky

Neon_Princess's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 17% Politically Correct!)

Started : 31st December 2005 07:14:03 PM

Ended : 01st January 2006 04:28:27 AM
Alco Money! : $ 339

Guests of Honour
hitanykey is a good-humored Muslim and the worlds worst would-be bar manager. hitanykey drank 17 Vodkas.
lord_rassilon is a repugnant Atheist who enjoys booby trapping school buses with powerful incediary devices. lord_rassilon drank 13 Coffee Liqueurs.
ms_pravda is a neurotic Hindu and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. ms_pravda drank 4 Mescals.
deathspleen is a vile Wiccan and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years who is apparently leasing their soul to the devil. deathspleen drank 18 White Wines.
rhi3384 is a detestable Buddhist. rhi3384 drank 1 Lager, 2 Pilsners, 1 Absinthe.
blooness is a psychotic Hindu who is apparently leasing their soul to the devil. blooness drank 14 Rums.
Neon_Princess is a fanciful Hindu and a lover of everything alcoholic. Neon_Princess drank 11 Vodkas.
pinksheep is a fanciful Wiccan. pinksheep drank 3 Whiskeys, 4 Mescals, 7 Aligator Bites.
loser_marnie is a detestable Fundementalist Christian and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator. loser_marnie decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
kristycandoit is an erratic Muslim and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. kristycandoit drank 2 Gins, 3 Brandys.
manda_1985 is a poignant Hindu and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. manda_1985 drank 14 Mint Juleps, 1 Ale, 1 Mescal.
Sick!

For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for lord_rassilon, blooness, pinksheep, manda_1985 they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights

At approximately 09:29:05 PM loser_marnie attempted to summon the demons out of deathspleen by baptising them over the toilet. The police were summoned shortly before deathspleen's soul could be saved by Holy Jesus.

At approximately 08:23:17 PM loser_marnie and lord_rassilon caused around $500,000 worth of damage to Neon_Princess's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!
Lovers

pinksheep and loser_marnie now seem to be inseperable after giving into temptation and romping like two love starved hogs over Neon_Princess's parents couch!
The Drunkest

Oh manda_1985! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!
Random Events

loser_marnie was expelled from the house at 06 PM for taking a piss in a fishtank

manda_1985 threw darts at the neighbours cat.

Happy New Year!

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