I've been pressured into releasing this to the public.
Sunday, october 17
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MoOSlOtH (7:19:54 PM): hi
Gex2009 (7:20:03 PM): whodafuck
Gex2009 (7:20:10 PM): oh man
Gex2009 (7:20:11 PM): is this steve
MoOSlOtH (7:20:16 PM): robert
Gex2009 (7:20:17 PM): shit I've been waiting to hear from you for like a month
MoOSlOtH (7:20:29 PM): sorry wrong im
MoOSlOtH (7:20:33 PM): it is steve
Gex2009 (7:20:37 PM): awesome dude
MoOSlOtH (7:20:40 PM): yeah
MoOSlOtH (7:20:44 PM): i missed you
Gex2009 (7:20:49 PM): yeah
Gex2009 (7:20:54 PM): I've been thinking about the good times
MoOSlOtH (7:20:58 PM): me 2
MoOSlOtH (7:21:08 PM): what was the good memorys?
Gex2009 (7:21:15 PM): the good one, remember?
MoOSlOtH (7:21:33 PM): ...tell me...what was your good one??
Gex2009 (7:21:43 PM): the one with the peanut butter and saran wrap?
Gex2009 (7:22:01 PM): oh, and the rabbits. I forgot
MoOSlOtH (7:22:15 PM): hahaha
MoOSlOtH (7:22:19 PM): good times good times
Gex2009 (7:22:39 PM): really though, my name's jeff and I've been living in this place for a couple years
Gex2009 (7:22:45 PM): I think you have got it all wrong
Gex2009 (7:22:59 PM): if you're not steve, then I really don't know what I can offer you
Gex2009 (7:23:07 PM): perhaps some bananna pie?
MoOSlOtH (7:23:17 PM): what it steve??
MoOSlOtH (7:23:23 PM): what its steve**
Gex2009 (7:23:25 PM): what it robert??
MoOSlOtH (7:23:48 PM): what?? i was saying one of my friends to another person and it was the worng im
Gex2009 (7:24:14 PM): how could you IM me if I have no idea who you are? why would I be on your list of "buddies"?
Gex2009 (7:24:19 PM): AM I YOUR BUDDY?!
Gex2009 (7:24:21 PM): PLEASE TELL ME
Gex2009 (7:24:30 PM): OH GOD I JUST WANT A BUDDY
MoOSlOtH (7:24:46 PM): ok
MoOSlOtH (7:25:04 PM): it was my friend kissesfoolme247
MoOSlOtH (7:25:22 PM): one of my good friends
Gex2009 (7:25:24 PM): I don't know....kisses don't fool me
Gex2009 (7:25:28 PM): especially not 247 of them
Gex2009 (7:25:36 PM): because if someone kissed me 247 times I think I'd know why
MoOSlOtH (7:25:39 PM): its a s/n
Gex2009 (7:25:42 PM): i wouldnt
MoOSlOtH (7:25:50 PM): its a screen name
MoOSlOtH (7:25:56 PM): one of my friends
Gex2009 (7:25:57 PM): yes I know what s and n mean
Gex2009 (7:26:00 PM): I don't know your friend
Gex2009 (7:26:03 PM): and I don't know you
MoOSlOtH (7:26:17 PM): its steve
MoOSlOtH (7:26:39 PM): can i make love to you??
Gex2009 (7:26:45 PM): maybe next thursday
Gex2009 (7:26:48 PM): I have a busy schedule
Gex2009 (7:26:53 PM): only room for five a night
Gex2009 (7:27:28 PM): if its a full moon, i could squeeze you in between joestank3452 and freddyinowyou342
MoOSlOtH (7:27:50 PM): o....
MoOSlOtH (7:27:53 PM): ?
Gex2009 (7:29:37 PM): you are confused?
Gex2009 (7:29:49 PM): I thought I made myself pretty clear
MoOSlOtH (7:29:52 PM): no im not
Gex2009 (7:30:04 PM): WELL THEN TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON
MoOSlOtH (7:30:09 PM): im gay dude and im steve and i know you dude
MoOSlOtH (7:30:11 PM): mah god
Gex2009 (7:30:52 PM): man, steve's my pet snake, and I shot him in the head last night
As of yet, this mysterious...robert-person remains a....mystery. Phil was over to bear witness. Any inquiries shall be directed toward....Donkey Kong.
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MoOSlOtH (7:19:54 PM): hi
Gex2009 (7:20:03 PM): whodafuck
Gex2009 (7:20:10 PM): oh man
Gex2009 (7:20:11 PM): is this steve
MoOSlOtH (7:20:16 PM): robert
Gex2009 (7:20:17 PM): shit I've been waiting to hear from you for like a month
MoOSlOtH (7:20:29 PM): sorry wrong im
MoOSlOtH (7:20:33 PM): it is steve
Gex2009 (7:20:37 PM): awesome dude
MoOSlOtH (7:20:40 PM): yeah
MoOSlOtH (7:20:44 PM): i missed you
Gex2009 (7:20:49 PM): yeah
Gex2009 (7:20:54 PM): I've been thinking about the good times
MoOSlOtH (7:20:58 PM): me 2
MoOSlOtH (7:21:08 PM): what was the good memorys?
Gex2009 (7:21:15 PM): the good one, remember?
MoOSlOtH (7:21:33 PM): ...tell me...what was your good one??
Gex2009 (7:21:43 PM): the one with the peanut butter and saran wrap?
Gex2009 (7:22:01 PM): oh, and the rabbits. I forgot
MoOSlOtH (7:22:15 PM): hahaha
MoOSlOtH (7:22:19 PM): good times good times
Gex2009 (7:22:39 PM): really though, my name's jeff and I've been living in this place for a couple years
Gex2009 (7:22:45 PM): I think you have got it all wrong
Gex2009 (7:22:59 PM): if you're not steve, then I really don't know what I can offer you
Gex2009 (7:23:07 PM): perhaps some bananna pie?
MoOSlOtH (7:23:17 PM): what it steve??
MoOSlOtH (7:23:23 PM): what its steve**
Gex2009 (7:23:25 PM): what it robert??
MoOSlOtH (7:23:48 PM): what?? i was saying one of my friends to another person and it was the worng im
Gex2009 (7:24:14 PM): how could you IM me if I have no idea who you are? why would I be on your list of "buddies"?
Gex2009 (7:24:19 PM): AM I YOUR BUDDY?!
Gex2009 (7:24:21 PM): PLEASE TELL ME
Gex2009 (7:24:30 PM): OH GOD I JUST WANT A BUDDY
MoOSlOtH (7:24:46 PM): ok
MoOSlOtH (7:25:04 PM): it was my friend kissesfoolme247
MoOSlOtH (7:25:22 PM): one of my good friends
Gex2009 (7:25:24 PM): I don't know....kisses don't fool me
Gex2009 (7:25:28 PM): especially not 247 of them
Gex2009 (7:25:36 PM): because if someone kissed me 247 times I think I'd know why
MoOSlOtH (7:25:39 PM): its a s/n
Gex2009 (7:25:42 PM): i wouldnt
MoOSlOtH (7:25:50 PM): its a screen name
MoOSlOtH (7:25:56 PM): one of my friends
Gex2009 (7:25:57 PM): yes I know what s and n mean
Gex2009 (7:26:00 PM): I don't know your friend
Gex2009 (7:26:03 PM): and I don't know you
MoOSlOtH (7:26:17 PM): its steve
MoOSlOtH (7:26:39 PM): can i make love to you??
Gex2009 (7:26:45 PM): maybe next thursday
Gex2009 (7:26:48 PM): I have a busy schedule
Gex2009 (7:26:53 PM): only room for five a night
Gex2009 (7:27:28 PM): if its a full moon, i could squeeze you in between joestank3452 and freddyinowyou342
MoOSlOtH (7:27:50 PM): o....
MoOSlOtH (7:27:53 PM): ?
Gex2009 (7:29:37 PM): you are confused?
Gex2009 (7:29:49 PM): I thought I made myself pretty clear
MoOSlOtH (7:29:52 PM): no im not
Gex2009 (7:30:04 PM): WELL THEN TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON
MoOSlOtH (7:30:09 PM): im gay dude and im steve and i know you dude
MoOSlOtH (7:30:11 PM): mah god
Gex2009 (7:30:52 PM): man, steve's my pet snake, and I shot him in the head last night
As of yet, this mysterious...robert-person remains a....mystery. Phil was over to bear witness. Any inquiries shall be directed toward....Donkey Kong.