*I loved tit, I mean IT..not TIT*~Liz

Dec 04, 2003 18:39

Reason #4654754694343432532 why i love my ebeda:
Darnskippy41: my gosh i cant wait for the new lord of the rings
Liz: Me either
Liz: I'm not going to see it until a week or so after it opens, htough
Liz: I want to give the rednecks, loudmouths, dumbasses, and children time to go see it without me having to listen to their bullshit
Liz: "Well GOLLEE, whut a guuuud moovie! I just bout beleeeved in them pointy eared faggot ass Elfs for a minnit, that moovie wuz so dammit guud!"
Liz: And the kids: "Mommy, what's that? What's he doing? Is he going to die? Is he sick? Does he kill the bad man? Does the bad man kill him? Am I adopted? What is the price of rice in China? Does Frodo die, Daddy? Why you beat me with the wooden spoon? Is Sam gay for Frodo? What is Gollum, Mommy? Does he die? Does anybody die? Where's the dying? Can I have popcorn? Buy me a toy! I want one of Gandalf! Can I have a white horsie like Gandalf?"
Liz: and of course... "Oh HELL no... get tha fuck OUT you stupid midget hobbit! I KNOW he didn't go an set yo house on fire. I KNOW you ain't still there. What tha FUCK? That muthafucka got NO sense... I'd be GONE, FUCK that ring. Fuck it."
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