More slogans gone terribly wrong (Nothing)!

Jul 30, 2005 23:04

I got the idea of throwing the word "Nothing" into the slogan generator, along the lines of a prior post.

Here's the list, in order of appearance:

Nothing. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.
When You've Got Nothing, Flaunt It.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Nothing Overnight.
All Nothing, All The Time.
I Can't Believe It's Not Nothing.
Nothing. It's What's For Dinner.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Nothing.
Nothing - It Looks Good on You.
You Can Be Sure of Nothing.
Only Nothing Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Don't You Just Love Being In Nothing?
Choosy Mothers Choose Nothing.
Be Like Dad, Keep Nothing.
We Bring Nothing to Life.
Where Nothing is a Pleasure.
My Doctor Says 'Nothing'.
Nothing: The Other White Meat.
We Do Nothing Right.
We Don't Make Nothing. We Make Nothing Better.
Nothing - The Appetizer!
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Nothing.
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