My bad for missing the royal wedding. I'm all, "that was already on?"
Facebook is catching me up. I apparently missed a lot of crazy hats. Seriously? Some of these folks look like they're wearing toilet seats on their heads. (Edit: with dead birds stuck on too!)
Maybe I'm behind the times on wedding fashions. Maybe at MY wedding people will come wearing crazy hats, and now I'll know why, so I won't be insulted! So that's cool. I mean, so now if someone comes in wearing a Wisconsin cheese hat, or Viking horns, or
whatever the fuck that is, I'll know they're just trying to make me feel like royalty!