"Maybe when I'm done with endings, this can begin..."
WANTED!
Someone who will cut my hair for free/cheap. And by cheap I mean like buying you a cup of coffee or something. My hair is getting too long and I need someone I trust to cut it. I would go to a salon type dealie, but I love my hair so much, it would be like going to a car salesman.
Hair stylist: So you want a trim?
Me: Yeah.
H.S. : Well for just 10 bucks more you can get a professional conditioning.
Me: Ok, do that too.
H.S. : Oh, and while were at it, why don't we just use our X-Special conditioner. It's made with....unicorn horns...and...soft fairies to make your hair extra soft. Of course, all that comes from the land beyond time, that's gonna cost extra.
Me: Sure sign me up!
You get the point. Cheap/free haricutter for me needed. Inquire within.