"People think I've stopped lying, but I've just gotten better at it..."
Ok, I like to think of myself as being fluent with women, and I'd like to share right now a list of common phases and words that women say followed by their meaning.
Common pharses that women say, and their translations!
The common misconception is that Yes means No and No means Yes. But in the language of women, their are different dialects. The three major ones are Bicthonin, Whoreanese, and Slut.
In first two, it's safe to assume that this rule is true, most of the time. In Slut, however, Yes means anything pertaining to getting sex out of you, granted they want sex to begin with. But becasue they're Sluts, it's safe to assume Yes.
"I don't want a relationship right now." means "I don't want a relationship with you, ever." This of course is true for the first two. Usually they already have someone in mind that they want to screw you over with. In Slut, it means "I just want sex right now, an until I find someone better at it, you'll do."
"I love you." Is like ice in Eskimo. It's always safe to assume it means "I love the stuff you do for me, and as soon as you grow some balls, I will hate your guts." Now that definiton is not true in all situations. "I love you." can also mean "I want to avoid an awkward situation right now." or "I don't know how to respond without showing I'm from Bicthonia/Whoreain/Slut." It's a very tricky line in the language of women. PROCEED WITH CAUTION WHENEVER SPOKEN!
"I'm busy tonight." means "I don't feel like seeing you tonight." In Slut it means "I'm fucking someone else tonight." Very basic line.
"We need to talk." of course means "You're doing something I don't like and you better change." In Slut, it means "I'm going to/am fucking someone else."
"I'd so date you but...[insert a fucking absurd and stupid reason]." means "I'D NEVER FUCKING DATE YOU IN A MILLION YEARS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!" Or in Slut it means "I don't want to fuck you."
"I need space." means "You're a fucktard, stay away from me." This is true in all dialects, only with Slut having the extra meaning of "...and I'm going to be fucking someone else."
That's all for now, I'l have more when I feel like it.
Common pharses that women say, and their translations!
The common misconception is that Yes means No and No means Yes. But in the language of women, their are different dialects. The three major ones are Bicthonin, Whoreanese, and Slut.
In first two, it's safe to assume that this rule is true, most of the time. In Slut, however, Yes means anything pertaining to getting sex out of you, granted they want sex to begin with. But becasue they're Sluts, it's safe to assume Yes.
"I don't want a relationship right now." means "I don't want a relationship with you, ever." This of course is true for the first two. Usually they already have someone in mind that they want to screw you over with. In Slut, it means "I just want sex right now, an until I find someone better at it, you'll do."
"I love you." Is like ice in Eskimo. It's always safe to assume it means "I love the stuff you do for me, and as soon as you grow some balls, I will hate your guts." Now that definiton is not true in all situations. "I love you." can also mean "I want to avoid an awkward situation right now." or "I don't know how to respond without showing I'm from Bicthonia/Whoreain/Slut." It's a very tricky line in the language of women. PROCEED WITH CAUTION WHENEVER SPOKEN!
"I'm busy tonight." means "I don't feel like seeing you tonight." In Slut it means "I'm fucking someone else tonight." Very basic line.
"We need to talk." of course means "You're doing something I don't like and you better change." In Slut, it means "I'm going to/am fucking someone else."
"I'd so date you but...[insert a fucking absurd and stupid reason]." means "I'D NEVER FUCKING DATE YOU IN A MILLION YEARS YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!" Or in Slut it means "I don't want to fuck you."
"I need space." means "You're a fucktard, stay away from me." This is true in all dialects, only with Slut having the extra meaning of "...and I'm going to be fucking someone else."
That's all for now, I'l have more when I feel like it.