The Donnie Jeffcoat Game
Ed: pwned. Yes, technically I was a Pepsi head, but coke head sounds more dramatic. Also, thanks for letting me borrow your iPod to listen to Gaffigan, it was hilarious. Hooot Pocket!
Jade: brb means "be right back," not "good night asshole."
Jeff: Kirstie Alley will eat your first born. It is preordained.
Wes: The Cine-hoes looked REALLY hot in person. The pics do not do justice.
If you say so.
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123
3. Find the fifth full sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually nearest to you (We already know you, no use trying to be pretentious)
"This is a non sequitur that has been nibbling on the edges of Hiro's mind for the last ten minutes: Laser light has a particular kind of gritty intensity, a molecular purity reflecting it's origins."
~Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
Or, if you count my Battle Royale #11 manga that's right here as a book:
"Ah...and I suppose you stand here day after day to take in the sun? How is it your colorful friend Takako puts it? 'Stop dithering and do it!'"
Been listening to Nerf Herder. You gotta love the lyric: Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot
Jade: brb means "be right back," not "good night asshole."
Jeff: Kirstie Alley will eat your first born. It is preordained.
Wes: The Cine-hoes looked REALLY hot in person. The pics do not do justice.
If you say so.
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123
3. Find the fifth full sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually nearest to you (We already know you, no use trying to be pretentious)
"This is a non sequitur that has been nibbling on the edges of Hiro's mind for the last ten minutes: Laser light has a particular kind of gritty intensity, a molecular purity reflecting it's origins."
~Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
Or, if you count my Battle Royale #11 manga that's right here as a book:
"Ah...and I suppose you stand here day after day to take in the sun? How is it your colorful friend Takako puts it? 'Stop dithering and do it!'"
Been listening to Nerf Herder. You gotta love the lyric: Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot