What the fuck is the internet?
Ed, I charge a flat fee of $5,000 per appearance to appear in dreams, visions, drug induced hallucinations, portents, electronic voice phenomenon and the like. I'll send you an invoice.
So, I made a New Year's resolution for the first time in two years. Not to mention it's the most generic resolution one can make. So to anyone else who resolved to lose weight and get into shape, let me be the first to welcome you to club generica.
Acquired some My Chemical Romance. I'm a trendy tote bag.
Weekly horoscope:
Although it was fun to hear your name on television, you still don't think the president should use the State Of The Union address to put prices on citizens' heads.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some Duran Duran to listen to.
UPDATE: 1-4-05
Music: Duran Duran - Serious & Skin Trade
Mood: Contradictory
What number am I? Who fucking cares. How about negative pi? How 'bout I just tell you. I'm an individualist who loves being in a crowd sometimes, I am cocky, funny, abrasive, introverted, extroverted, modest, loyal, selfish...
I like these LJ things...sometimes. This one fucking sucks, which, I guess, is why everyone chose to do it. Actually you guys did it for the correct reason...if this were high school: "Everyone else was doing it." Wow, I think my trendy phase just imploded violently.
I hate you guys. But I also love you.
~~~
I feel nothing
I am nothing
So, I made a New Year's resolution for the first time in two years. Not to mention it's the most generic resolution one can make. So to anyone else who resolved to lose weight and get into shape, let me be the first to welcome you to club generica.
Acquired some My Chemical Romance. I'm a trendy tote bag.
Weekly horoscope:
Although it was fun to hear your name on television, you still don't think the president should use the State Of The Union address to put prices on citizens' heads.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some Duran Duran to listen to.
UPDATE: 1-4-05
Music: Duran Duran - Serious & Skin Trade
Mood: Contradictory
What number am I? Who fucking cares. How about negative pi? How 'bout I just tell you. I'm an individualist who loves being in a crowd sometimes, I am cocky, funny, abrasive, introverted, extroverted, modest, loyal, selfish...
I like these LJ things...sometimes. This one fucking sucks, which, I guess, is why everyone chose to do it. Actually you guys did it for the correct reason...if this were high school: "Everyone else was doing it." Wow, I think my trendy phase just imploded violently.
I hate you guys. But I also love you.
~~~
I feel nothing
I am nothing