If I killed myself, would you care?
Just kidding. But I've got to keep you on your toes. Plus I wanted to post what I assume is probably one of the most common LiveJournal subject lines.
I'm not saying I believe in that EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) stuff, but I'm pretty sure my microwave was just talking to me. I couldn't understand what it was saying (a short sentence). I naturally assumed it was saying it wanted to kill me since that's all otherworldly things ever say to people on our plane of existence. Plus, how is a microwave going to kill me? It'll have to talk me into putting my head into it with some tinfoil and dynamite. Luckily, I don't have dynamite, so I should be safe.
To quickly answer two questions: YES, I did quit Amazon and YES, I am attempting to return to the theater. If you don't see me working there in a couple of weeks, my assumption that Logan has some kind of grudge against me will no longer be speculation. Plus, I'll probably end up killing all of you if I don't get taken back. Or not, depending on how much sleep I got that night.
So to all of my friends, some of which I now hate, I hope to see you soon. No offense, I'm in a random hate filled mood for some reason.
I had a couple of list ideas but I don't think those are going over very well nor do I feel like starting them now.
Oh, by the way, why is Leslie the only one posting recently? Give me something to read people.
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"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
--Albert Einstein
"I am become Death, shatterer of worlds."
--J. Robert Oppenheimer upon witnessing the explosion of the first atomic bomb
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
--Woody Allen
I'm not saying I believe in that EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon) stuff, but I'm pretty sure my microwave was just talking to me. I couldn't understand what it was saying (a short sentence). I naturally assumed it was saying it wanted to kill me since that's all otherworldly things ever say to people on our plane of existence. Plus, how is a microwave going to kill me? It'll have to talk me into putting my head into it with some tinfoil and dynamite. Luckily, I don't have dynamite, so I should be safe.
To quickly answer two questions: YES, I did quit Amazon and YES, I am attempting to return to the theater. If you don't see me working there in a couple of weeks, my assumption that Logan has some kind of grudge against me will no longer be speculation. Plus, I'll probably end up killing all of you if I don't get taken back. Or not, depending on how much sleep I got that night.
So to all of my friends, some of which I now hate, I hope to see you soon. No offense, I'm in a random hate filled mood for some reason.
I had a couple of list ideas but I don't think those are going over very well nor do I feel like starting them now.
Oh, by the way, why is Leslie the only one posting recently? Give me something to read people.
~~~
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
--Albert Einstein
"I am become Death, shatterer of worlds."
--J. Robert Oppenheimer upon witnessing the explosion of the first atomic bomb
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
--Woody Allen