If you want to, I can save you.

[neoboman]

Yes, I'm listening to Michelle Branch. Yes, I'm a faggot, a cockgobbler, and whatever other derogatory things you want to deem me. All I know is, I like the song and I thought this would be a good time to point out my honest, open nature. I've been using this maxim a lot lately: "My life is an open book." It's true. If I were listening to N'Sync or

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[adarjapheth]

So let me make sure I'm clear on this...

You're not really gay, right?

It's totally okay to listen to Michelle Branch. I love her - I have the CD. It's also okay to listen to 'NSync, Christina, or (despite Jade's comments) Justin Timberlake, all of whom I also like. Ian, you and I can fend off the hordes of music Nazis. It will be fun, even if we're only armed with sporks and our shining intellects. Anyway.

...So what was this thing Jeff told Logan? Or should I not ask?

[neoboman]

I knew I could count on you Colb. I've always liked the way you back the artists you like.

The thing Jeff told Logan about was how I was looking for ways to make money and I was considering sperm donation. We wondered if there were any places in Lexington to do that.

[adarjapheth]

I'm sure there are... check with public health. That's a surefire way to make cash, though from what I've heard, it's tiring as hell. Good luck.

[neoboman]

Besides Colby, if I was gay, don't you think I would've come onto you by now?

So...no.

[adarjapheth]

Hmm, point. Gay men all want me. Just like Stifler.