This reminded me of Ed...
Music: Backstabbers Incorporated - I Don't Care How Many Times You've Seen Fight Club, You're Not Tyler Durden
...and it made me laugh out loud.
"When everyone on my dorm floor was meeting for the first time...
A girl named stood up and introduced herself as Jennifer.
I blurted out, very loudly: "My neighbors have a dog named Jennifer."
It wasn't exactly the most polite thing to compare someone with a dog when I'm just meeting them, and besides that I have no idea why I thought anyone would care."
Can't you just imagine Ed saying that?
...and it made me laugh out loud.
"When everyone on my dorm floor was meeting for the first time...
A girl named stood up and introduced herself as Jennifer.
I blurted out, very loudly: "My neighbors have a dog named Jennifer."
It wasn't exactly the most polite thing to compare someone with a dog when I'm just meeting them, and besides that I have no idea why I thought anyone would care."
Can't you just imagine Ed saying that?