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Whilst i seemingly have forgotten that I have a livejournal account, oh, the memories and brain cells I have destroyed. What has happened? Where did the time shit? How many geese does it take to shove a lightbulb up one of their asses and take bird shot in the gut?
For those of you who don't know (or don't care, I'm telling you anyway) I have been ordained. No, not by the Methodists.... that would be too easy. No, I chose a different path to bullshiting the masses, ripping them off by telling them what they NEVER wanted to hear... A SubG with additional rights to performe rites through Universal Life. Why did I choose this, you may be asking yourself? Eh... I was bored. I needed some official looking documents to hang on my wall to confound and enrage viitors and loved ones. Someday I'll look back and fall over dead from straining the mind too hard causing anyurisms and massive exploding shit guts.
I leave you with nothing but your thoughts and perversions.
For those of you who don't know (or don't care, I'm telling you anyway) I have been ordained. No, not by the Methodists.... that would be too easy. No, I chose a different path to bullshiting the masses, ripping them off by telling them what they NEVER wanted to hear... A SubG with additional rights to performe rites through Universal Life. Why did I choose this, you may be asking yourself? Eh... I was bored. I needed some official looking documents to hang on my wall to confound and enrage viitors and loved ones. Someday I'll look back and fall over dead from straining the mind too hard causing anyurisms and massive exploding shit guts.
I leave you with nothing but your thoughts and perversions.