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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Time-Life is a registered trademark of Time Warner Inc. and affiliated companies. Used under license."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Nothing.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
I have no idea.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:46 PM
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
12:00 PM
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
my sister's deep gutteral roar of dinner
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
earlier, when I burned something.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
my email
9:What are you wearing?:
a gasmask and a leather speedo-thong with nails poking out of the genitalia region.
10: Did you dream last night? What about?:
I did, something about turtle wax.
11: When did you last laugh?
earlier when I was laughing
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Sonic the Hedghog wallpaper and Celtic tapestries (okay, not really, but that would be cool).
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
well, I found a kite in a tree attached to the skeleton of a little kid at the other end of the tree.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
FUCK OFF QUIZZIE!!!!
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Big Fish
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
a ticket outta here.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I put LSD in the ice cream truck's goods when the ice-cream man isn't looking.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I would've smacked Adam and Eve for believing that their hallucinations were real.
19: Do you like to dance?:
dancing is walking without arms.
20: George Bush:
I saw him fucking the devil two days ago. Why?
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Delaware.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Pepsi.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yes.
23: Will you pass on this survey?:
How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison? <----- yeah, I'll stick with that.
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Time-Life is a registered trademark of Time Warner Inc. and affiliated companies. Used under license."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Nothing.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
I have no idea.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:46 PM
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
12:00 PM
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
my sister's deep gutteral roar of dinner
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
earlier, when I burned something.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
my email
9:What are you wearing?:
a gasmask and a leather speedo-thong with nails poking out of the genitalia region.
10: Did you dream last night? What about?:
I did, something about turtle wax.
11: When did you last laugh?
earlier when I was laughing
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
Sonic the Hedghog wallpaper and Celtic tapestries (okay, not really, but that would be cool).
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
well, I found a kite in a tree attached to the skeleton of a little kid at the other end of the tree.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
FUCK OFF QUIZZIE!!!!
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Big Fish
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
a ticket outta here.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I put LSD in the ice cream truck's goods when the ice-cream man isn't looking.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I would've smacked Adam and Eve for believing that their hallucinations were real.
19: Do you like to dance?:
dancing is walking without arms.
20: George Bush:
I saw him fucking the devil two days ago. Why?
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Delaware.
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Pepsi.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
Yes.
23: Will you pass on this survey?:
How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison? <----- yeah, I'll stick with that.
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