maintaining your sanity? or was it insanity?
i got a text this morning from my sister and it was good enough i though i should put it up on my lj.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffine addiction switch to espresso.
5. in the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.
6. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'
8. when the money comes out of the atm, scream "i won! i won!"
9. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!'
10. tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we aregoing to have to let one of you go"
and then it says to send it to someone else....but i figured posting it here would be better.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. at lunch time, sit in your parked car with your sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3. everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffine addiction switch to espresso.
5. in the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.
6. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'
8. when the money comes out of the atm, scream "i won! i won!"
9. when leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'run for your lives! they're loose!'
10. tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we aregoing to have to let one of you go"
and then it says to send it to someone else....but i figured posting it here would be better.