By Hook or By Kreuk
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li hits theaters today...
-Yes, I'm going to see the film
- Yes I remember the 1994 Van Damme travesty
-No, this version will reek of awesomeness
-No I have not lost my damn mind,
-No, you don't get to cast that disapproving scowl
-STOP SCOWLING!!!!!
Anyway, in honor of the film hitting theaters today, today's installment of Random Hawtness is dedicated to the beautiful and talented Kristin Kreuk, the sole redeeming quality of Smallville and the third mother of my children.
Not that I want kids but for the sake of genetics and evolution, I feel obligated to procreate with her. Our children would be the next leap in human evolution. Being of both black and Asian descent (tell me that isn't a sexy combo), her beauty with my diabolical nature, our children would be the superior race. They're going to be like the Tomorrow People and stuff, especially considering that they're going to be Canadian like their mother.
Of course we'd have to place our kids into protective custody because every super model alive would put contracts out on their lives. You know, cause our children would be so be beautiful that they would put every super model out of work.
It should also be noted that I had to force myself to stop gathering pics because I could've stared at the hawtness of Kreuk like forever. For ever ever, ever ever?
In any event, enjoy.
