One Proud Papa

[neo_prodigy]

So this past Friday, my life was changed forever as a new special life was brought into the world.

*wipes away tears*

That's right, I got the iPhone 5. The following are some of my Facebook updates regarding this most glorious event:
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-No I'm not sitting outside with binoculars eagerly awaiting for the arrival of my iPhone 5. Nope, not doing that at all. How dare you even suggest such a thing.

-OMG! I sensed (didn't hear but sensed) the delivery truck pull up. BRB. Getting the iPhone 5.

-Okay I may or may not have scared the living hell out of the deliveryman when I opened the door with a huge smile right as he lifted his hand to knock.

-So is this the feeling parents get when they bring a kid into this world?
*wipes away tears*
I've never been happier.
#iPhone5

-I don't want to open the box. It's just sooooo precious. I'm so happy. I'm crying right now. This might be the happiest day of my life.
#iPhone5

-And no I'm not sorry for these play by play posts, especially given that I've been patient to read through all of your football posts every weekend.
This is a very important moment for me.
#iPhone5

-I should probably pull out. I mean pull it out. I mean pull it out of the box. The iPhone 5 I mean.
*facepalm*
#iPhone5

-*deep breaths*
Okay I can do this. Just open the box.
#iPhone5

-OH EM GEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER!!!!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!!

-Just turned it on.
MIND = BLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#iPhone5

-Huh. Interesting. I was skimming through the terms and conditions of the new iPhone5 and it mentioned something about Skynet, and selling one's soul.

*shrugs shoulders*

Oh well. Probably nothing.

#iPhone5