Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I gave
cyanide75 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In October I punched
anorexotica in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for
digital_remedy (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-651 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
neo-phantasm