[Thread] End of everything
Who: Mello and Matt
Where: Terra
When: During the earthquakes, about... 12pm?
Summary: Everythings bein destroyed, Matt knows he probably hasn't got a chance in hell, so if you're going down you might as well do it with your best mate and a six pack of beer.
Rating: Er... R maybe?
Other: Sup?
( It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine... )
Where: Terra
When: During the earthquakes, about... 12pm?
Summary: Everythings bein destroyed, Matt knows he probably hasn't got a chance in hell, so if you're going down you might as well do it with your best mate and a six pack of beer.
Rating: Er... R maybe?
Other: Sup?
( It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it, It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine... )
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By the time Mello had sat down and joined him on the bench (which was giving his bum the feeling like he was in overpriced massage chair) Matt had already cracked open a can for him and held it open ready for him to take. After he leaned back against the bench again, grinning at the arm Mello had thrown around him.
Damn they must look pretty cool sat here like this, while everyone else was kicking and screaming on their way down. Matt and Mello though were taking it in a classy way though.
"Sup?" He asked, saluting him with the beer before taking a drag. For the past few minutes an annoying feeling of white noise had been carrying in his ears alongside the rumblings and cracking of breaking buildings, but he shook it off. "I think we're fucked man."
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"I think you’re right." He replied as he took another sip of the alcohol in a can. "Kinda fucking sucks." But really, if Mello was to die, then at least he was with his best friend. They did have that pact thing going on. The type that says ‘hey, you’re not dying without me’ because best mates just did that and Mello leaned into Matt.
"So you’re freaking out now?" Mello asked with a hint of static in his voice, not like Mello could hear it himself and he let his eyes half-close and looked at the chaos that was all around him. His ass felt numb too. And then he let out a long exhale of something, relief probably. "Just think of it as a video game."
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"Well I'm not too pleased, some of those computers and games cost a bomb, y'know?" Matt drew in a shuddering breath, Mello hitting the nail in the head of course. No one wanted to die, unless you were a suicidal fucker but then that just proved you were nuts anyway. Nope, Matt was completely sane and rational, so he didn't want to die.
He was also realistic and so pushed down the pesky flight instinct, running wouldn't get him out of this. He accepted it just like he tended to accept most things, so he was sitting and waiting. Just glad he didn't have to do it alone. "Cool, that means I'll respawn after."
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With another gulp of the beer in his hand, Mello scooted closer to Matt and leered over with a smirk on his face. "Hey, remember when we were kids?" Mello grinned. It was probably a good time to start getting all nostalgic or whatever. There has gotta be things that Mello would have wanted to tell Matt before they became paste.
"Yeah, and that one time Roger was pissed at you?" He snickered here as he took another sip. "And you had to sit in the naughty corner? Well, while you were gone, I jerked off in your sock drawer."
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Well he was over a month younger and didn't have a scar, so naturall he won. Not that it'd count much when it was squashed to pulp, but well... take what you can get.
"Yeah..." Matt nodded along to Mello's words, alternating taking a drink from his can and a drag from his cigarette as he did, up until Mello got to the last part. " What?! Jesus... what?! Thats sick Mello, I went around with your jizz on my feet you bastard!"
"Well I used your toothbrush."
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"What? That’s like a indirect kiss you fag!" He exclaimed with a rough chuckle and shoved Matt away.
"Is that the best you can do? Tch. That’s pretty lame, I thought you could do something much better." And he ran a hand through his hair and stretched out his legs, looking at the cyber café just falling to bits and the bench underneath him slightly rumbling.
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Rubbing his neck once Mello let go Matt chugged the rest of his can and threw it away, watching it bounce over debris. "Sorry I didn't think about wanking all over your posessions while you were out Mel, though of course I actually did shit with the girls there unlike you. You could only get off to your books."
Then the Cyber Cafe went, "No!" Matt groaned and rubbed his head, "Its like seeing my second home destroyed." This really was a bad day.
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"You didn’t wank on my possessions?" Mello said in mock hurt and slumped against the bench with that fuck-it-all attitude and took one last sip of his beer before chucking it on the ground and kicking it. "Don’t talk about girls Matt, Karin is well...tch, sure she can look after herself."
His tone was obviously sad and then with Matt’s last words, Mello gave him a pat on the back. "Don’t worry, we’re going to same place as it, then you can play your dumbass games in hell."
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"Oh I'm sorry Mello, I didn't realise you were into that shit, believe me, if we weren't in imminent danger I'd go back to your apartment right now and make up for it." Except not really, a mans self-loving should be kept to himself. Unless he was watching a really hot woman. "Yeah I know, Revy too."
Tch, Revy'd probably dodging rocks like a ninja, yeah.
Matt slung his arm around Mello's waist, "How your words comfort me." He sniffed and let the burning fag end fall out of his fingers. "So, just to get things straight here, we gonna get sentimental over this or, are we gonna get wasted and die laughing?" He wasn't sure he could manage the last without a good hit of some drug, but he'd try if Mello preferred.
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He let out a hearty laugh and held his hand to his noise, "Fuck, you can make it up to me by brushing your fucking teeth now, or mouthwash would be fantastic." Unlike Matt, Mello would just blow his load wherever it was proper, or good enough, apart from out of a window. Heh, he sniggered once again at that.
"Fuck our taste in woman is pretty twisted."
Mello leaned against Matt again, arm around the other’s waist and groaned once again out of frustration. "Don’t think we got LSD, dumbass." Mello would rather keep a straight face and just watch the world fucking eat itself, and he laughed once again as he opened another can of beer and looked at the blue-haired and mocked once again with a wide grin. "Yeah Matt, I just love you man."
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"Why do you say things you know will hurt me?" He put on a simpering face for around half a second before moving on, stretching his back and settling back down, the rest of the pack of beer lay warming at his feet, forgotten. "I have good dental hygiene you know, and I'm not brushing my teeth after every bloody cigarette I have."
"Yours is a stuck up bitch and mines... well mine kicks my ass." He shrugged.
Matt punched Mello's arm playfully, crooked grin on his face, "You fail as my supplier, but I'm glad to hear that you love me. Just a shame it took the world ending for you to say it."
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"Nope, that’d just be too much trouble for you, wouldn’t it?" Mello smirked and took another swing at the beer, everything almost looked like static now and so he rubbed his eyes. "Shit, I think I need to have a sleep or something, too bad the world is ending and all."
But his words were cut off when Matt nudged him so Mello stood on the bench and wrapped his arms around Matt’s neck and played a bit of rough house, tugging at his neck and ruffling blue hair with his fist. "The fuck you mean with that?" He asked with a playful grin. "You’re saying you’re hard for me now?" Then he let go. "I wish I knew how to quit you!"
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Fucking Near, even the name of that dumbshit was annoying him to no end, well who would have thought that Mello would give up his objective to make that albino midget eat his own shit.
Mello grunted as he felt Matt’s knuckles against his ribs. Ticklish? Never. But hell, it was the end of the world and why not go down with acting like a dickhead and took his own hands and placed them on Matt’s waist and whispered in a tone that didn’t know if he was joking, or serious. "Come on sweetheart, I thought we could always be together and shit." Though the blonde knew himself as only joking. "Oh sigh! If you had only told me sooner."
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Only Elysium did really, come to think of it, bt the destruction was rising up, up, the static following like a poisonous cloud, covering and swallowing everything. All going to crash and burn and go to waste. Shit, of all the things to kill him, bloody earthquakes, nothing as cool as what he'd thought it might be. An epic firefight or something.
"Oh did you Mello?" Matt said back, not quite matching the tone but doing his best to play along. He wrapped his arms around Mello's neck and pressed his forehead against his, looking into his eyes boldly. "What would you have done if I had blondie?"
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