25 things you may not know about me

[neo_beethoven]

1. I'm an only child. Growing up I always wanted a sibling so I seemed to gravitate towards people who did.
2. I still spent a lot of time alone. My parents worked quite a bit and I looked after myself. I don't feel any particular sense of animosity toward them, but no strong feelings of attachment either.
3. My first introduction to the piano was

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[basement_rerun]

I knew most of this stuff already. But you would know that.

You know, I should probably try and force you to eat better. It's part of my job as your friend to make sure you're okay.

And saying you've known me my whole life is just broadcasting how old you are.

[neo_beethoven]

So why bother reading it if you're just going to show off?

It isn't as if you eat any better.

I don't understand why of all people I choose to be nice to you.

[basement_rerun]

Because I can. *grins*

I- Yeah, you're right. But at least I can cook. I just choose not to.

*beams* Because I'm your best friend.

[neo_beethoven]

Was there anything that you didn't know?

That just makes you lazy. So much better.

At this moment I cannot imagine why.

[basement_rerun]

I didn't know you wore women's jeans. That was an interesting thing to read.

We know I'm lazy, though. It's a fact of life. I'm going to cook you a meal some day and make you eat it.

Um... I'm funny?

[neo_beethoven]

Do you think that's weird?

If you can get off your butt long enough to do it.

No. You're not.

[basement_rerun]

Weird? No, not really. I mean, if you can't really fit into men's jeans, you have no choice. Some guys just like to wear women's jeans. That's weird.

I resent that. I get off my butt plenty.

Sure I am. You've got to think so, you wouldn't talk to me so much if you didn't.

[neo_beethoven]

What I don't understand is men wearing any kind of jean that would make them look smaller on purpose. Aren't we all taught that bigger is better?

You admitted to being lazy.

Maybe I just feel sorry for you.

[basement_rerun]

Don't ask me. I don't understand it. Besides, I don't care about what I wear as long it's comfortable.

I am lazy. But I'm not always on my butt.

Ouch. Maybe I won't cook for you.

[neo_beethoven]

You have more options than I do. What you wear looks good.

You're right. You lie down to sleep.

I don't care. I will eat my Pop Tarts.

[basement_rerun]

You look fine, Schro.

I take Wizard for walks!

Fine. Your loss, Pop Tart.

[neo_beethoven]

I'm too small.

I will amend this to say that you are not on your butt or back when you take Wizard for walks.

You're only saying that because you can't really cook.

[basement_rerun]

You are not. You're Schro-sized.

I'm not always on my butt or back...

I can too cook!

[neo_beethoven]

Shut up. That's not funny.

The comment I want to say here is inappropriate.

I don't believe you.

[basement_rerun]

But it's true!

Go on, let's hear it. I'm used to inappropriate things, I'm a big boy.

You're just trying to get me to cook for you.

[neo_beethoven]

Whatever.

You prefer being on your knees.

I don't want you to cook for me. Whatever excuse for cooking you would attempt is certain to be horrible.