Rage.
Today, a day that will live in infamy, a heat wave attacked my home. Not just any heat wave, a heat wave of low heat and high humidity. This cannot be allowed. I move for immediate political and economic sanctions on heatwave. We will block heatwave's borders, and attack with a fierce purpose. Down with the heatwave and all who support heatwave! God demands that heatwave be brought to justice. Heatwave's acts of terror are an injustice to freedom loving Americans everywhere! We will be urging NATO to back us on a full scale military invasion of heatwave attempting to put a stop to heatwave's production of wmd's.