The Horror of St Val's!!!
Okay, yesterday was the day i usually spend wrapped up in bed, hiding. But as it was a Saturday, and i have to work, i spent it behind various bar's in Devizes (my lovely hometown). Okay, so r a few of my observations from working in the nightclub!
Right first and fore most way the sex woman that came in (i am joking), she had bright dyed orange hair, red lipstick, a mini dress and sandles. Now ur probably reading this think 'Michelle where the hell is this going', well i'll tell ya. This woman was in no way tiny, she was huge!! wearing a mini dress with all that flab. Now this 'poor' woman was in a catch-22 situtation, she couldn't cover herself up!!!! and those poor shoes, she probably had to go home cos they broke! Also she gave her other half a blow job in the toilets. U could tell by the way her lippy smugged.
Also, the sad singles, guys on the prowel for a bit of sex. Well, these lads come up to me, one of whom i knew from school, and one was his mate. They ask me for Traffic Lights, this is Red, Blue and Green aftershock mixed in one glass together, but we didn't have n e green. So i did the blue and the red, n e ways this made them both sick, but true to teenage drinking, they kept going (i did the same thing last chrimbo, only i was drink tequila) so they come back and ask for double vodka's and lemonade, while i give them there drinks, one of them turns to me and says 'you're really sexy, do ya wanna come back to my place after this', now this guy was not good looking, so then he ask me if i think he is good looking or not. I told him, No, and even if i think he was good looking i wasn't going to inflate his ego n e more!'
Well thats everything! love ya
Michelle
Right first and fore most way the sex woman that came in (i am joking), she had bright dyed orange hair, red lipstick, a mini dress and sandles. Now ur probably reading this think 'Michelle where the hell is this going', well i'll tell ya. This woman was in no way tiny, she was huge!! wearing a mini dress with all that flab. Now this 'poor' woman was in a catch-22 situtation, she couldn't cover herself up!!!! and those poor shoes, she probably had to go home cos they broke! Also she gave her other half a blow job in the toilets. U could tell by the way her lippy smugged.
Also, the sad singles, guys on the prowel for a bit of sex. Well, these lads come up to me, one of whom i knew from school, and one was his mate. They ask me for Traffic Lights, this is Red, Blue and Green aftershock mixed in one glass together, but we didn't have n e green. So i did the blue and the red, n e ways this made them both sick, but true to teenage drinking, they kept going (i did the same thing last chrimbo, only i was drink tequila) so they come back and ask for double vodka's and lemonade, while i give them there drinks, one of them turns to me and says 'you're really sexy, do ya wanna come back to my place after this', now this guy was not good looking, so then he ask me if i think he is good looking or not. I told him, No, and even if i think he was good looking i wasn't going to inflate his ego n e more!'
Well thats everything! love ya
Michelle