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And in News today, the Michael Jackson waxwork has been mobbed at Madame Tussauds amid confusion that Jackson would be present at the London Attrachtion. However, staff that the ever popular waxwork museum were horrified when manic Jackson fans, surprisingly still so many off then, started groping the famous Jackson waxwork. One member of staff says 'For fans they really don't know what Michael looks like these days, I mean this waxwork was done when Michael still had facial features.' It was comfirmed by staff though that they had closed the museum for a private visit from Jackson in order to restore his nose and various other facial feature that had been melted off when Jackson tried to hide in an airing cupboard after a warrent for his arrest was issued some years back. Fans are dissapointed to have missed this visit of there hero but have been assured that Jackson will be dangling one of his children outside of a thrid floor balcony at the Dorcester Hotel in London.

(This story isn't quiet real but if you head over to bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment/music you can catch the real story there)