in my experience...

Feb 19, 2008 01:23

ways that college is like preschool:
1) naptime makes a triumphant comeback
2) tickle fights are common
3) macaroni is a staple food (preferably of the e-z variety)
4) bodily functions cease to be taboo subjects of conversation. with either gender.
5) personal bubbles do not exist
6) neither does modesty (there are only so many times you can try to change in the closet before you just give up)
7) puddle-jumping and snow-frolicking are legitimate activities
8) personal grooming is far from a priority
9) you are almost expected to exist in squalor
10) any and all illnesses spread like wildfire
11) you spend hours staring into space. doing nothing.
12) everything is giggle-worthy
13) bathroom time is not necessarily private time

i miss private time. and my cat.
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