Finally came to the realization that using After Effects instead of Premiere to edit videos is lolertastic. Well, my school only taught us compositing programs... >:X
Anyway, you don't care. Instead, here's some pics of my project for sculpture class. First one to correctly identify the pose gets a bonus picture of bonky kitten.
Edit: Man, you guys are all thinking too geeky. It's a normal human; I just want people to guess what he's doing.