You wouldn't believe it if I told you, man...

[nenafay]

So I'm not going to get into the nitty gritty ugliness. Just know, LJ that I am healthy (aside from a lamo sinus infection thing) and brave and doing what I believe is right for my family. I also have an interview on Friday. It's in Wales. Y'know... where they speak Whale. I can't even pronounce the name of the school. BECAUSE I DON'T SPEAK WHALE! I mostly think I won't get the job. I've prepared like a mofo. I've conversed with the head of department. I've done my homework, y'know? But I FAIL at interviews and it's a really good school. Like they teach Mandarin and send kids to South America for Geography. MENTAL. I got invited to another interview too... so my application to interview ratio is 1:1 (go me!)... but it was on the same day... in Essex. And they can't reschedule. So if I could reproduce like bacteria do, I'd be good... but I'm totally not a bacterium.
Thought for the day: If cyanobacteria produce oxygen, why is cyanosis a sign that there isn't enough oxygen in your blood? I totally know the answer, but I thought it was funny. I wonder if there's more oxygen in cyan ink cartridges than the other ones. YEAH LAME! I'm going to bed!

Two thoughts for the day.