LaUgHiNg LyDiA
the computer at my house has finally been hooked up and since, for now, i have nothing better to do on a snowy day off i have decided to update my journal with my weekend stories becuase they are somewhat comedic :)
friday: not much needs to be said about friday. i went to my first PORN store. everyone who worked friday night went, including my BOSS! i wasnt gonna go because i was kinda scared but they all convinced me to go. alyse was the ring leader of such a trip, trying to convice me the whole time to invest $8 dollars in a vibrator because it would change my life. i graciously said no thanks, but all the other girls bought one or two. i was more interested in the sex swing which looked like a fun time ;) i was like one of the only ones who didnt buy anything lol. if you have never been to a porn store it is such a culture shock. they were movies in there titled 'ass eaters 3', paris hilton and jlo blow up dolls, and dildos so big you could give BIRTH to them. serioulsy, i dont know how anyone could use that without needing to go to the hospital and be sown up afterwards. all the shopping at the porn store made us hungry and we went to the double t diner. i didnt come home till 3. MMM... porn stores and crab cakes.
saturday: another hard day at work was made better by my second $80 shopping spree at american eagle this week, and christians party. i wasnt gonna go at first but billy said it was important to him so i did and im glad i did. i got drunk and smoked up. me and billy were trying to have a conversation and then i stopped in the middle of what i was saying and said, "i cant think or concentrate.." and he said "baby, your high your not suppose to. your just suppose to chill." lmao. i wasnt as high as i was at the bowling alley that one night but i was still pretty gone. a couple people came but the real star of the show was nick. nick was one of the funniest, if not the funniest person i have ever seen drunk. lmao! he decided to go shot for shot w/ marcus and had about 5-6 shouts of SoCo and then about 2 shots of E&J brandy. nick could not even stand up but insisted that he could play beer pong. not happening. he finally laid down and fell asleep and started to CUDDLE with the trash can as if it were a teddy bear. 5 minutes later, he jumped off the sofa yelling "NO MEANS NO!" and insisted that he get one more shot of beer pong in. on his way over to the table, he stumbled and tripped and DOVE headfirst into three wooden chairs. i could not stop laughing. he started yelling "STOP LAUGHING, LAUGHING LYDIA!" someone scraped him off the ground and put him back down to sleep. around 2 billy and i went up to bed and on the way passed the bathroom and found marcus passed out with his head in the toilet. everyone was drunk. finally me and billy went to bed to lay down and then actually went to sleep around 4 or 5. i only got 4 hours sleep cuz i had to be up for work.
sunday- i was pretty much just burnt out and exhausted. i worked with kathy and got 2 new awesome cd's! nick came in and didnt remember a damn thing from the night before and wondered why his head hurt and why he had a lump. i just laughed and told him the whole story. when i came home i just crashed.
im so glad we have off school today cuz i needed to rest. i woke up at 12:30. im suppose to work tonight but i dont know if im gonna be able to make it in . i really wanna see bily!!! even though i spent a lot of time w/ him saturday i really miss him. things have been going great lately. weve been having a few arguments but we bith know when to stop and afterwards things are even better. i love you so much baby.
friday: not much needs to be said about friday. i went to my first PORN store. everyone who worked friday night went, including my BOSS! i wasnt gonna go because i was kinda scared but they all convinced me to go. alyse was the ring leader of such a trip, trying to convice me the whole time to invest $8 dollars in a vibrator because it would change my life. i graciously said no thanks, but all the other girls bought one or two. i was more interested in the sex swing which looked like a fun time ;) i was like one of the only ones who didnt buy anything lol. if you have never been to a porn store it is such a culture shock. they were movies in there titled 'ass eaters 3', paris hilton and jlo blow up dolls, and dildos so big you could give BIRTH to them. serioulsy, i dont know how anyone could use that without needing to go to the hospital and be sown up afterwards. all the shopping at the porn store made us hungry and we went to the double t diner. i didnt come home till 3. MMM... porn stores and crab cakes.
saturday: another hard day at work was made better by my second $80 shopping spree at american eagle this week, and christians party. i wasnt gonna go at first but billy said it was important to him so i did and im glad i did. i got drunk and smoked up. me and billy were trying to have a conversation and then i stopped in the middle of what i was saying and said, "i cant think or concentrate.." and he said "baby, your high your not suppose to. your just suppose to chill." lmao. i wasnt as high as i was at the bowling alley that one night but i was still pretty gone. a couple people came but the real star of the show was nick. nick was one of the funniest, if not the funniest person i have ever seen drunk. lmao! he decided to go shot for shot w/ marcus and had about 5-6 shouts of SoCo and then about 2 shots of E&J brandy. nick could not even stand up but insisted that he could play beer pong. not happening. he finally laid down and fell asleep and started to CUDDLE with the trash can as if it were a teddy bear. 5 minutes later, he jumped off the sofa yelling "NO MEANS NO!" and insisted that he get one more shot of beer pong in. on his way over to the table, he stumbled and tripped and DOVE headfirst into three wooden chairs. i could not stop laughing. he started yelling "STOP LAUGHING, LAUGHING LYDIA!" someone scraped him off the ground and put him back down to sleep. around 2 billy and i went up to bed and on the way passed the bathroom and found marcus passed out with his head in the toilet. everyone was drunk. finally me and billy went to bed to lay down and then actually went to sleep around 4 or 5. i only got 4 hours sleep cuz i had to be up for work.
sunday- i was pretty much just burnt out and exhausted. i worked with kathy and got 2 new awesome cd's! nick came in and didnt remember a damn thing from the night before and wondered why his head hurt and why he had a lump. i just laughed and told him the whole story. when i came home i just crashed.
im so glad we have off school today cuz i needed to rest. i woke up at 12:30. im suppose to work tonight but i dont know if im gonna be able to make it in . i really wanna see bily!!! even though i spent a lot of time w/ him saturday i really miss him. things have been going great lately. weve been having a few arguments but we bith know when to stop and afterwards things are even better. i love you so much baby.