Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I put gum in kingmoron's hair (-12 points). In February I put money in evoiiice9a's expired parking meter (14 points). Last month I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I gave iikanji a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave ephemeralataxia a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (292 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
nemui_mamushi