i love okcupid.

[nemo_is_sushi]

follow cut for funny message i received todayHI sexy godess.iam looking for a woman to be an online slave to by text or email, i have a thing for women in control plus i secretly wear womens underwear, if this is your thing and you want to email me or text me orders what colour womens underwear i must wear under my clothes everyday, let me know and i will give you my email and mobile, i hope your intersted in having me as your online slave sexy godess , and iam willing to give two of my females co workers emails so i will have no choice but to do as you say mistress, BUT WOULD BE UNDERSTOOD YOU WOULD NEVER USE THEM , JUST TO KEEP ME IN LINE, AND WOULD BE A TURN ON KNOWING A WOMAN HAS THAT POWER OVER ME, IAM WILLING TO WRITE LINES DO ANY TASK EVEN EDIT MY PROFILE TO SAY ANYTHING YOU THINK I SHOULD PUT ON IT LIKE THE PANTIE WEARING INFERIOR WIMP IAM.

my response?
"sorry, i like my dudes in boxers.  no panty dudes for me."

mind you, my profile flat out says i'm in a damn relationship.