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[nemo_i_am]

UKON?!!!

Has anyone seen someone who looks just like me, probably really sleepy, really grumpy, and looks like a candidate for caffiene?!

Also... I need another shoe.

And probably a place to stay.

BUT BACK TO THE IMPORTANT BIT - UKON?!

Comments

[evanescent_moon]

I have seen no one who fits this description, but if you wish, I will keep an eye out for this Ukon.

[nemo_i_am]

Yeah? Thanks. He's like, my height, and doesn't have a necklace like mine. I'm the good-looking one, though. *because he totally isn't vague in his descriptions*

[evanescent_moon]

...I gathered by your initial description... he is your twin? It is possible that he might not be here yet.

I will keep an eye out, however.

[nemo_i_am]

A'COURSE HE'S MY TWIN!!

And he's GOTTA be here! We're never apart, not fuckin' ever!

[evanescent_moon]

...Disillusioned.

Purgatorium isn't here to convenience you, stranger. It is a place to punish sinners. You will not be gifted the accomodation of your twin simply because you have previously never been apart from one another.

...As I said, I will search, whatever your uncalled for aggressions.

[nemo_i_am]

We shared a fucking BODY, you twit!

[evanescent_moon]

You can either accept the truth, or suffer the emptiness of a lie, the choice is yours.

You have, to be brought here that is, done something wrong. You will be punished accordingly. The gods have likely separated the both of you because your sins vary - or because your conscious selves are two different people.

If he arrives here, or is here, it is likely that he has his own crimes to account for, either way.

...If you wish help, you will learn to be respectful.

[nemo_i_am]

...You... you're joking... shit. SHIIIIITTTT!!!!! SHIT MOTHERING FUCKING BASTARD OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN!!!

[evanescent_moon]

...I am not joking.

[nemo_i_am]

........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[evanescent_moon]

...I will search. You are embarrassing.

[nemo_i_am]

Ok. So I've been told! :)