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Dec 01, 2007 17:26

OK, WHO WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME~?

sakon = dork, sakon = pervert, sakon = asking to be beaten up

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innate_speculum December 1 2007, 22:47:00 UTC
Well! Perhaps I---

Oh. Hm. Why is it that so many of the men here look like girls?

....Weeeeeell...

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nemo_i_am December 1 2007, 22:48:10 UTC
Hey, I have nothing against men sleepin' with me, man.

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innate_speculum December 1 2007, 23:42:21 UTC
Perhaps this place isn't so bad after all! You see, there's a dreadfully awful stigma about that back where I come. Makes it rather difficult for a man who doesn't discriminate, you know what I mean?

...

Ohoho, are you just playing with words, then? What a shame!

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nemo_i_am December 1 2007, 23:46:25 UTC
A kiss is a kiss, sex is sex, no matter what gender y'are. Sex with a guy is just slightly different than with girls. I couldn't choose, really.

Ohh, are you saying you do discriminate? How boring.

No. I just asked for someone to sleep with me. You know, for moral support.

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innate_speculum December 1 2007, 23:51:46 UTC
Oh, I agree with all that! I don't discriminate at all, you misread my words. What would be the point in limiting yourself, after all?

Really, though, you're going to have to get a bit more specific with "sleep with me" if you want to get accurate responses here.

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nemo_i_am December 1 2007, 23:56:21 UTC
Amen to that.

Hey, I left it open for a reason. If folks want to think I want sleep-with-benefits, that's fine by me. I get warm either way.

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innate_speculum December 2 2007, 00:01:24 UTC
Aha. Well, what with all the snow and the cold weather, being warm is an utmost priority, is it not?

Perhaps I'll take you up on your request, if you're interested.

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nemo_i_am December 2 2007, 00:04:36 UTC
Which request would that be? Just to be clear.

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innate_speculum December 2 2007, 00:11:41 UTC
The one with the "benefits".

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nemo_i_am December 2 2007, 00:13:40 UTC
Hmm. I don't have "benefits" with anyone but blonds, normally... but I might make an exception this time.

If you take back that comment about me looking like a girl.

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innate_speculum December 2 2007, 00:16:28 UTC
I do mean it as a compliment, but, if you insist!

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nemo_i_am December 2 2007, 00:18:08 UTC
I do insist. You see me up close, you'll see I'm nothing like a girl.

[insert directions to Sakon's pad] Come over anytime.

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innate_speculum December 2 2007, 00:21:16 UTC
Thank you for the invitation. Perhaps tonight, or tomorrow night...I don't exactly get to get out much, however, now that I have something specific to do, I'm certain something can be arranged!

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nemo_i_am December 2 2007, 00:22:30 UTC
And why is that? Am I going to be your male mistress? Awesome.

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innate_speculum December 2 2007, 00:41:27 UTC
Ahhh, now that's something I would find hard to not want. Still, by the looks of it, you're not much one to be someone's "mistress", now are you?

Regardless, no, this isn't a case of sneaking away at all. After all, this conversation is right out in the public, hm?

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nemo_i_am December 2 2007, 00:42:52 UTC
I doubt there's a male version of the term.

I fail to see the complication. Unless you don't think you could handle me.

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