Drei

[nemo_i_am]

THESE THINGS ARE SO COOL, MAN!!

I JUST RODE ONE ALL THE FUCKING WAY AROUND THIS PLACE!!

Then it dropped me in a river.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU, GODS!!!

Comments

[angelic_origami]

You rode one, hm?

[nemo_i_am]

Got that right, pretty!

[angelic_origami]

...pretty...?

[nemo_i_am]

Yup! That's you, honey.

[angelic_origami]

...Honey?

Please, do not use such terms on me. It's unbecoming. If you require my name instead, Konan will suffice.

[nemo_i_am]

I'll call you whatever I want, babe. Seriously. You can boss most people around, but not me. I've seen you with that... that crazy ass midget. What's his name?

[angelic_origami]

That would be Sasori-san.

[nemo_i_am]

Yeah, him. See, I'm not him. Mmk, honey? If you wanna make lemonade with your life lemons, I'm the damn seed everyone keeps choking on, or just can't seem to get out of the cup with a fork cuz I'm so damn slippery.

[angelic_origami]

Don't tell me you have been watching me...

Either way...name, please?

[nemo_i_am]

I just figured who you were by how you've talked. I've seen you around, yeah.

Sakon - or Lobster.

[angelic_origami]

Sakon-san.

[nemo_i_am]

.....d'you hafta?

[angelic_origami]

Yes.

[nemo_i_am]

No possible way I could be just Sakon... or Sakon-kun - or, hey, Lobster-san. I'd answer to Lobster-san.

[angelic_origami]

...I would prefer Sakon-san, or I suppose Lobster-san. kun is too informal.

[nemo_i_am]

I'm hardly formal, darlin. I'm half-naked now.