Top 10 Best Scenes of True Blood
Extra: Please do mess with Texas
10. If everyone would just listen to the crazy lady...
Is it sad that I can't think of a better mum on True Blood than Lafayette's institutionalized basket
case of a parent? Also, she is very wise (see below). Obviously. It was actually hard to chose a
scene with her, Lafayette and Jèsus, because they were all so great.
09. I dare you to resist this cuteness
To be honest, it's getting a little old in season 3 already, but back when they first laid eyes on
each other it was the best meet-cute scene of the entire show. Plus Jessica + flowery dresses +
strawberry blonde curls = magic.
08. Happy Endings
Screw Bill/Sookie and their infatuated tween-drama - THIS is the reunion I was waiting for.
Let's make it last this time, ok?
07. We should just let Lafayette *pwn* all rednecks
Seriously. It doesn't get more badass then when lafayette takes off his earrings. He should bitch
slap more people. I'd have a list good and ready. (Is it sad that they seem so real and so American
to me? If you've partied at Ground Zero last week, there's your answer.)
06. He's Republican. What did you expect?
Really, I'd like an answer to that. A republican senator, 2008, and Lafayette WANTED to hear
about his politics? And expected something else than bigotry, racism and folksy talk about
how all vampires are from hell? Does Lala not GET what "Republican" means? What country
has he been living in? (On a sidenote, I LOVE the actor they chose for Finch. Hi, Caleb Nichols!
How's your awesome grand son? Still married to Julie?)
05. Vampire meets cleavage
Seriously, Pam. Stare more. (Is it weird that I think these future BFFs have more chemistry than
Bill/sookie OR Sookie/Eric? I mean, they don't quite beat Eric/Bill, but almost.)
04. How not to deal with politics
Nan: I'm surrounded by idiots!
Isabelle: But how are we supposed to notice all our friends heading off to kill a bunch of humans
in a church? It's not even Sunday!
Nan: Case and point. IDIOTS!
Eric & 10 000 fangirls: Don't talk about my boyfriend Godric that way.
Snookie Sookie: Yeah, please don't, he was really nice to random people you don't care about. And he also
kind of saved all the lifes he almost ruined. Except for that really huge rapist he murdered in the
church, but ...
Nan: Seriously, why do you let her talk, Compton?
Beel: I don't encourage it.
Godric: If y'all don't mind, I'd just like to die already. Kthxbye.
Everyone: (Completely ignores him.)
Nan: You're all fired! Dum-dum-dum. The Apprentice, Mondays from 8 to 9.
Eric: Shut up! You suck!
Nan: No, you suck, cave man!
Eric: Your MOM sucks! Stop doing your stupid job, I don't need citizenship! Or an alcohol licence. Or a legal club. Or...
Nan: I'm SO gonna come to fucking Lousiana to belittle your job next season.
03. Everything is Jessica and nothing hurts
Really, I already loved her as the vulnerable victim, but the moment she started cheering about
being a vampire I knew this show would get even better. And it did. Also, Bill thinking he's so
prepared with his little True Blood bottles and nothing else... Next time, bring shampoo. Or a
bottle of water for her dirty skin. Or an AVL news letter; it might at least LOOK like you know
what you're doing.
02. First, there will be chaos. Then, there will be me.
To set this scene on Nan's Chuck-Bass-limo-TV instead of Sookie's or Eric's was pure genius.
Those were hands down the two best opposite performances of season 3. Perfection.
01. The best thing that ever happened to True Blood
Need I even say something? It was awesome, it led to two more seasons of awesome. Done.
