RANDOM PSYCH POST
TONIGHT'S PSYCH EPISODE ROCKED HARD.
IT WAS SLASHY. LIKE WHOA.
PARDON THE SHOUTING, FOLKS, BUT THIS IS SO EXCITING I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF.
OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, THE FIRST TIME WE SEE LASSY, HE IS MARCHING A CRIMINAL IN, HE IS IN A TRENCHCOAT, AND HE IS *WET*. IT WAS HOT. SHAWN THINKS SO TOO, I AM SURE.
LASSY IS FRAMED IN A MURDER. THAT IS AUTOMATICALLY A BAD THING, PEOPLES.
SHAWN RUSHES TO THE RESCUE. THAT IS AUTOMATICALLY AN OMG, I JUST DIED THING.
WHEN THE FBI ACCUSE LASSY, NOT ONLY DOES LASSY ATTACK HIM, BUT GUS IS SORTA HOLDING SHAWN BACK.
THE CHIEF ASKS LASSY TO GIVE UP HIS BADGE (THIS IS VERY BAD), AND GUS TAKES HOLD OF LASSY'S GROCERIES. I'M LIKE, COMFORT YOUR BF, SHAWN, AND THEN HE DOES. NO, SERIOUSLY. HE TELLS LASSY THAT HE'S INNOCENT AND THAT HE WILL PROVE THAT LASSY IS INNOCENT.
ALSO. LASSY HAS GROCERIES, AND HE HAS A PINEAPPLE. IT FOR SHAWN, Y/Y?
LASSY ENDS UP WEARING SHAWN'S SHIRT, AND SHAWN'S LIKE... OKAY.
HENRY WATCHES LASSY, BECAUSE LASSY IS TOTALLY WOOBY DEPRESSED. IT IS SAD. IT IS ADORABLE.
SHAWN IS TOTALLY WORRIED ABOUT LASSY. LIKE, *REALLY* WORRIED ABOUT LASSY.
DRIMMER IS THE KILLER, AND HE PUNCHES SHAWN OUT AND TAKES HIM TO LASSY'S APT. THEN HE STEALS SHAWN'S PHONE AND TEXTS LASSY, WHO RUSHES THERE.
SHAWN'S VERY UPSET AND CHEWS LASSY OUT OVER THE TEXT MESSAGE, SAYING THAT'S NOT HOW HE WRITES A TEXT MESSAGE; HE USES EMOTICONS AND HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT TONE, AND HE SHOULD KNOW THIS. WHY? BECAUSE SHAWN TEXTS HIM. SERIOUSLY.
AND THERE IS A FORMER LOVERS COMMENT!! OMG! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
DRIMMER WANTS LASSY TO WRITE A SUICIDE NOTE, AND HE ADDS THE LINE, THE FACT THAT YOU ARE FORMER LOVERS MAKES THIS WORSE.
AND THEY BOTH FREEZE AND SHAWN SAYS IN DISBELIEF, "FORMER LOVERS??"
DUDE, TOTALLY CURRENT LOVERS!!!
AND OMG OMG OMG OMG. DRIMMER HIT SHAWN, AND I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT LASSY WAS GOING TO TAKE DRIMMER OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FOR HURTING *HIS* SHAWN. AND THEN LASSY FOUND ONE OF HIS MANY MANY HIDDEN GUNS AND SHOT DRIMMER.
AND THERE WAS A THANK-YOU PRESSIE.
AND THERE WILL BE FUCKING.
BECAUSE I WILL WRITE IT.
THAT IS ALL FOLKS, I WILL NOW SQUEE ELSEWHERE.
IT WAS SLASHY. LIKE WHOA.
PARDON THE SHOUTING, FOLKS, BUT THIS IS SO EXCITING I CANNOT CONTAIN MYSELF.
OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, THE FIRST TIME WE SEE LASSY, HE IS MARCHING A CRIMINAL IN, HE IS IN A TRENCHCOAT, AND HE IS *WET*. IT WAS HOT. SHAWN THINKS SO TOO, I AM SURE.
LASSY IS FRAMED IN A MURDER. THAT IS AUTOMATICALLY A BAD THING, PEOPLES.
SHAWN RUSHES TO THE RESCUE. THAT IS AUTOMATICALLY AN OMG, I JUST DIED THING.
WHEN THE FBI ACCUSE LASSY, NOT ONLY DOES LASSY ATTACK HIM, BUT GUS IS SORTA HOLDING SHAWN BACK.
THE CHIEF ASKS LASSY TO GIVE UP HIS BADGE (THIS IS VERY BAD), AND GUS TAKES HOLD OF LASSY'S GROCERIES. I'M LIKE, COMFORT YOUR BF, SHAWN, AND THEN HE DOES. NO, SERIOUSLY. HE TELLS LASSY THAT HE'S INNOCENT AND THAT HE WILL PROVE THAT LASSY IS INNOCENT.
ALSO. LASSY HAS GROCERIES, AND HE HAS A PINEAPPLE. IT FOR SHAWN, Y/Y?
LASSY ENDS UP WEARING SHAWN'S SHIRT, AND SHAWN'S LIKE... OKAY.
HENRY WATCHES LASSY, BECAUSE LASSY IS TOTALLY WOOBY DEPRESSED. IT IS SAD. IT IS ADORABLE.
SHAWN IS TOTALLY WORRIED ABOUT LASSY. LIKE, *REALLY* WORRIED ABOUT LASSY.
DRIMMER IS THE KILLER, AND HE PUNCHES SHAWN OUT AND TAKES HIM TO LASSY'S APT. THEN HE STEALS SHAWN'S PHONE AND TEXTS LASSY, WHO RUSHES THERE.
SHAWN'S VERY UPSET AND CHEWS LASSY OUT OVER THE TEXT MESSAGE, SAYING THAT'S NOT HOW HE WRITES A TEXT MESSAGE; HE USES EMOTICONS AND HAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT TONE, AND HE SHOULD KNOW THIS. WHY? BECAUSE SHAWN TEXTS HIM. SERIOUSLY.
AND THERE IS A FORMER LOVERS COMMENT!! OMG! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
DRIMMER WANTS LASSY TO WRITE A SUICIDE NOTE, AND HE ADDS THE LINE, THE FACT THAT YOU ARE FORMER LOVERS MAKES THIS WORSE.
AND THEY BOTH FREEZE AND SHAWN SAYS IN DISBELIEF, "FORMER LOVERS??"
DUDE, TOTALLY CURRENT LOVERS!!!
AND OMG OMG OMG OMG. DRIMMER HIT SHAWN, AND I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT LASSY WAS GOING TO TAKE DRIMMER OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS FOR HURTING *HIS* SHAWN. AND THEN LASSY FOUND ONE OF HIS MANY MANY HIDDEN GUNS AND SHOT DRIMMER.
AND THERE WAS A THANK-YOU PRESSIE.
AND THERE WILL BE FUCKING.
BECAUSE I WILL WRITE IT.
THAT IS ALL FOLKS, I WILL NOW SQUEE ELSEWHERE.