Ruminations in the Orthodontist Chair
I'm skipping the intro and feeding the public.
--> You know, hopefully, one day, everyone will have the same living standards as everyone else and I wont feel threatened when someone walks up to me in Springfield.
--> Mcdonalds is now accepting credit cards and fastlane as payment options, allowing you to get fat faster than was previously thought possible. It's time to stop, I dont mind getting food in 30 seconds instead of 25.
--> Drivethroughs are much safer in ghettos or big cities, despite drivethrough's evil cousin, driveby.
--> The fact that Wendy's prices, although more expensive, are basically equivalent to their food quality will keep wendy's in business for a long time. And the fact that I can get a delicous Monzarella chicken surpreme until 1 am is a plus as well.
--> If you hadn't noticed, I had fast food today.
--> Wendy's chicken strips are better and cheaper than McDonalds chicken selects. Am I the only one who thinks so?
--> It is my greatest fear that metal is a time-limited engagement, and I will go to college and start listening to Yanni and become a harpist or something gay like that.
--> Dan needs to kill one part of his life, because he can't allot enough towards the band, resulting in a lack of new material and many Alex-only practices. And those are fucking confusing.
--> Another add-on to the list of most useful things ever: Buckets.
--> Why dont they sell dentist chairs that are slightly more padded to the public? those things are ergonomically designed and a delight to sit in.
--> The inventor of the sucky straw, or whatever you call it, must be very proud of himself, because his invention does exactly what he designed it for and nothing more.
--> Have you ever noticed that, after the sucky straw has sucked your mouth dry, your teeth hate blasts of water? As opposed to before, when they hated blasts of air.
--> My orthodontist told me I'd have my braces off by June 1st, "Come hell or high water". Well, it was raining while it was sunny today and I'm scheduled for an observation appointment with my braces STILL ON on June 9th. Bastard.
--> One thing I've noticed is that I have lower standards inside my head than I do outside my head. It's weird, because usually my inside and outside head agree on things.
--> You know, one thing I've allways regretted was not learning to skateboard. But, now that only weird sketchy kids who design websites skateboard, I feel only a little bit better. Perhaps because I also regret not learning to design websites.
--> Everywhere I go, I seem to see kids whom I think I could be friends with, but then they open their mouths and say something stupid like "No, you can't listen to my iPod." What a dick.
--> Passover is this week, or so I've heard. It seems like its not such a big deal this year. Maybe the Jews have desided to just kinda tone it down a little.
Goodbye.
--> You know, hopefully, one day, everyone will have the same living standards as everyone else and I wont feel threatened when someone walks up to me in Springfield.
--> Mcdonalds is now accepting credit cards and fastlane as payment options, allowing you to get fat faster than was previously thought possible. It's time to stop, I dont mind getting food in 30 seconds instead of 25.
--> Drivethroughs are much safer in ghettos or big cities, despite drivethrough's evil cousin, driveby.
--> The fact that Wendy's prices, although more expensive, are basically equivalent to their food quality will keep wendy's in business for a long time. And the fact that I can get a delicous Monzarella chicken surpreme until 1 am is a plus as well.
--> If you hadn't noticed, I had fast food today.
--> Wendy's chicken strips are better and cheaper than McDonalds chicken selects. Am I the only one who thinks so?
--> It is my greatest fear that metal is a time-limited engagement, and I will go to college and start listening to Yanni and become a harpist or something gay like that.
--> Dan needs to kill one part of his life, because he can't allot enough towards the band, resulting in a lack of new material and many Alex-only practices. And those are fucking confusing.
--> Another add-on to the list of most useful things ever: Buckets.
--> Why dont they sell dentist chairs that are slightly more padded to the public? those things are ergonomically designed and a delight to sit in.
--> The inventor of the sucky straw, or whatever you call it, must be very proud of himself, because his invention does exactly what he designed it for and nothing more.
--> Have you ever noticed that, after the sucky straw has sucked your mouth dry, your teeth hate blasts of water? As opposed to before, when they hated blasts of air.
--> My orthodontist told me I'd have my braces off by June 1st, "Come hell or high water". Well, it was raining while it was sunny today and I'm scheduled for an observation appointment with my braces STILL ON on June 9th. Bastard.
--> One thing I've noticed is that I have lower standards inside my head than I do outside my head. It's weird, because usually my inside and outside head agree on things.
--> You know, one thing I've allways regretted was not learning to skateboard. But, now that only weird sketchy kids who design websites skateboard, I feel only a little bit better. Perhaps because I also regret not learning to design websites.
--> Everywhere I go, I seem to see kids whom I think I could be friends with, but then they open their mouths and say something stupid like "No, you can't listen to my iPod." What a dick.
--> Passover is this week, or so I've heard. It seems like its not such a big deal this year. Maybe the Jews have desided to just kinda tone it down a little.
Goodbye.