Ruminations at Work pt. 1
Ok, this is going to be a multi-part seires. Just telling you right now.
So. basically, I work at a golf course (twin hills cc, to be more exact) in which, there are periods where I am working alone and not doing anything for, say, 30 minute intervals, where I just sit and listen to the radio and let let my mind wander (caddyshack this is not, unfortunetly). Here's what my mind brings back when a customer arrives:
--> You know, bouncers are basically 90% of the reason people have fun at clubs. Without them, every club would be full of dudes.
--> Come to think of it, the biggest thing that sucks about being a dude is that nobody wants you at parties, because of your dude-ness. People like girls better, because they get along with everybody and dont start doing kegstands by myself.
--> Hobby knives are damn sharp, even rusty ones that have been sitting in a open-air drawer in the bag room for as long as I can remember.
--> Why did stoners pick four twenty? were they counting backwards by evens and then they decided to, like, totally stop?
--> Why do people move BACK to Massachusettes, and then complain about how cold it is here? WHY DIDN'T THEY STAY IN MYRTLE BEACH!?!?
--> That cheap bastard didn't tip me. Asshole. I'm not cleaning his 9 iron, that'll show him.
--> My new boss is totally cooler than my old boss. My old boss definetly hated life. Of course, now he's working in florida. Maybe hating life equals sucess?
--> Granola gets a bad wrap. I think it's delicous. Not only is it delightfully crunchy and fulfilling, it can be any flavor it wants to be.
--> Pizza is the uber-stoner food, because after you eat it and forget, you go back and theres more.
--> (unrelated incident) If I had a girlfriend, and I was a cokehead, I wouldn't get mad if my girlfriend wanted to take drugs. why is it when you reverse the sexes, its so much different?
--> I really wish I took the time to learn how to golf last year. Then I could enjoy working at a golf course to it's full potential.
--> towels are damn useful. It's freezing in here now, but this handy towel will keep my arms warm. And then. I can use it to dry my hands after I wash them, and then, I can use it to clean this last cart thats pulling up.
--> Working at a golf course is a damn good job. I can sit here and think about shit that doesnt apply to working, even while I stand here and wait for this guy to finish putting shit in his bag. Hurry up and give me my tip, buddy.
--> Nobody has commented in a long time. Maybe this will make them talk again??
So. basically, I work at a golf course (twin hills cc, to be more exact) in which, there are periods where I am working alone and not doing anything for, say, 30 minute intervals, where I just sit and listen to the radio and let let my mind wander (caddyshack this is not, unfortunetly). Here's what my mind brings back when a customer arrives:
--> You know, bouncers are basically 90% of the reason people have fun at clubs. Without them, every club would be full of dudes.
--> Come to think of it, the biggest thing that sucks about being a dude is that nobody wants you at parties, because of your dude-ness. People like girls better, because they get along with everybody and dont start doing kegstands by myself.
--> Hobby knives are damn sharp, even rusty ones that have been sitting in a open-air drawer in the bag room for as long as I can remember.
--> Why did stoners pick four twenty? were they counting backwards by evens and then they decided to, like, totally stop?
--> Why do people move BACK to Massachusettes, and then complain about how cold it is here? WHY DIDN'T THEY STAY IN MYRTLE BEACH!?!?
--> That cheap bastard didn't tip me. Asshole. I'm not cleaning his 9 iron, that'll show him.
--> My new boss is totally cooler than my old boss. My old boss definetly hated life. Of course, now he's working in florida. Maybe hating life equals sucess?
--> Granola gets a bad wrap. I think it's delicous. Not only is it delightfully crunchy and fulfilling, it can be any flavor it wants to be.
--> Pizza is the uber-stoner food, because after you eat it and forget, you go back and theres more.
--> (unrelated incident) If I had a girlfriend, and I was a cokehead, I wouldn't get mad if my girlfriend wanted to take drugs. why is it when you reverse the sexes, its so much different?
--> I really wish I took the time to learn how to golf last year. Then I could enjoy working at a golf course to it's full potential.
--> towels are damn useful. It's freezing in here now, but this handy towel will keep my arms warm. And then. I can use it to dry my hands after I wash them, and then, I can use it to clean this last cart thats pulling up.
--> Working at a golf course is a damn good job. I can sit here and think about shit that doesnt apply to working, even while I stand here and wait for this guy to finish putting shit in his bag. Hurry up and give me my tip, buddy.
--> Nobody has commented in a long time. Maybe this will make them talk again??