spam? yes. spam spam spammity spam.
Culled through the spam folder again, because I'm still conflicted enough about the next terminus entry that I'm pushing it off.
From: MICHEAL LYLES (ofice.file@hotmail.co.uk)
Reply-to: unitedemassybenin1b@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Aug 6, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Subject: In regard to your package which contain the MasterCard.
Okay, right there, that kills me. Three names, one misspelled English, that then purports to be FROM a Hotmail account in Britain, then a second email that's based out of the US, but was absolutely made beyond our shores.
ATTN:
In regard to your package which contain the MasterCard. FedEx update me today that your package have stay long than what they expected and they want you to show some seriousness to the charge fee required to get the package shipped to you.
Gosh. I'm so sorry that "the Mastercard" overstayed its welcome. I'll absolutely get right on that if you'll just give me ANY identifying information on ME that tells me this is in any way legit.
I know things are hard now in terms of financially but you need to know that this package is very important and the total amount the MasterCard contain is $3.5 Million usd and your daily limit withdraw is $15,000 per day program by the International Credit system.
Well, our financially is heavily impacted, that's true.
The charge fee required to pay the security keeping fee is $207usd and this is the last fee required if any other fee occurs i will make sure FedEx return all the money you have sent previously so you have nothing to worry about, I assure you that i will make sure shipment commence once the charge fee is paid to US.
I don't know about you, "MICHEAL", but FedEx isn't in the habit of returning money paid to them. And whom, exactly, am I paying? If I'm paying $207 to "the US", you should at least have the rest of the address.
THE PAYMENT INFORMATION OF BENJAMIN ENEANYA TO SEND THE $207USD AND ONCE PAYMENT IS MADE GET BACK TO ME WITH THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION DETAILS SO I CAN FORWARD IT TO HIM SO THE CHARGE FEE CAN BE PAID AND SHIPMENT WILL COMMENCE ONCE THIS IS DONE OK.
OKAY, GOD, STOP SHOUTING. And who's Benjamin Eneanya? That's the first I've heard of him. Does he have an address? Is he in "the US"?
NAME................ BENJAMIN ENEANYA
ADDRESS:,,,,,,,,,,,, BENIN REPUBLIC
Ohhhh, he's in Benin. Of course he is. And what's with the toxic overload on commas? You run out of periods to play with?
CITY: ...................COTONOU
COUNTRY:........ ZIP CODE: 299
TEXT .................ONCE
ANSWER: .....FAITH
AMOUNT........$207usd
...wait. "Text once"? What does that mean? "Answer Faith"? As in, when I call, I'm supposed to say I'm Faith? Why am I saying I'm Faith? Who am I texting? This isn't an address!
Once payment is made get back to me with the payment confirmation details required however below for shipment requesting information can commence and i will forward it to FedEx so shipment will commence immediately.
I'm sure, because so far, this entire letter just reeks of honesty and integrity.
SENDER NAME...............
Nope.
CONFIRMATION ADDRESS............
Nope.
TELEPHONE NUMBER.................
Not a chance in hell.
NOTE: THE TOTAL AMOUNT YOUR MASTERCARD CONTAIN IS $3.5 MILLION USD AND THIS INCLUDE INTEREST UP TILL DATE. YOUR DAILY LIMIT WITHDRAW IS $15,000 PER DAY ONCE YOUR PACKAGE IS SHIPPED AND YOU RECEIVE IT YOU WILL RECOVER ALL YOU HAVE SPENT HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
NO AND YOU'RE SHOUTING AGAIN. Seriously, stop that.
Have a wonderful day and remember all you need to send is $207usd only to complete everything.
Thanks, but I'm still confused--to whom am I sending the $207? I still don't have an address. I don't even have a wire transfer number.
Email Address; unitedemassybenin1b@hotmail.com
+2348133971079
Ohhhh, there's the number. Erm. That is not a US number. I'm fairly sure that's not even an international number.
DR.MICHEAL LYLES.
You're a doctor now? Of...what?
SENIOR OFFICE DEPARTMENT
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,NW Washington,
D.C.20535-0001, USA
Yeah. I believe this. I also believe my legs are going to grow together so I can swim like a fish. When that happens, I'll be sure and contact you, because that's just as likely to happen as me gaining flukes.
More later.
From: MICHEAL LYLES (ofice.file@hotmail.co.uk)
Reply-to: unitedemassybenin1b@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Aug 6, 2012 at 12:21 PM
Subject: In regard to your package which contain the MasterCard.
Okay, right there, that kills me. Three names, one misspelled English, that then purports to be FROM a Hotmail account in Britain, then a second email that's based out of the US, but was absolutely made beyond our shores.
ATTN:
In regard to your package which contain the MasterCard. FedEx update me today that your package have stay long than what they expected and they want you to show some seriousness to the charge fee required to get the package shipped to you.
Gosh. I'm so sorry that "the Mastercard" overstayed its welcome. I'll absolutely get right on that if you'll just give me ANY identifying information on ME that tells me this is in any way legit.
I know things are hard now in terms of financially but you need to know that this package is very important and the total amount the MasterCard contain is $3.5 Million usd and your daily limit withdraw is $15,000 per day program by the International Credit system.
Well, our financially is heavily impacted, that's true.
The charge fee required to pay the security keeping fee is $207usd and this is the last fee required if any other fee occurs i will make sure FedEx return all the money you have sent previously so you have nothing to worry about, I assure you that i will make sure shipment commence once the charge fee is paid to US.
I don't know about you, "MICHEAL", but FedEx isn't in the habit of returning money paid to them. And whom, exactly, am I paying? If I'm paying $207 to "the US", you should at least have the rest of the address.
THE PAYMENT INFORMATION OF BENJAMIN ENEANYA TO SEND THE $207USD AND ONCE PAYMENT IS MADE GET BACK TO ME WITH THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION DETAILS SO I CAN FORWARD IT TO HIM SO THE CHARGE FEE CAN BE PAID AND SHIPMENT WILL COMMENCE ONCE THIS IS DONE OK.
OKAY, GOD, STOP SHOUTING. And who's Benjamin Eneanya? That's the first I've heard of him. Does he have an address? Is he in "the US"?
NAME................ BENJAMIN ENEANYA
ADDRESS:,,,,,,,,,,,, BENIN REPUBLIC
Ohhhh, he's in Benin. Of course he is. And what's with the toxic overload on commas? You run out of periods to play with?
CITY: ...................COTONOU
COUNTRY:........ ZIP CODE: 299
TEXT .................ONCE
ANSWER: .....FAITH
AMOUNT........$207usd
...wait. "Text once"? What does that mean? "Answer Faith"? As in, when I call, I'm supposed to say I'm Faith? Why am I saying I'm Faith? Who am I texting? This isn't an address!
Once payment is made get back to me with the payment confirmation details required however below for shipment requesting information can commence and i will forward it to FedEx so shipment will commence immediately.
I'm sure, because so far, this entire letter just reeks of honesty and integrity.
SENDER NAME...............
Nope.
CONFIRMATION ADDRESS............
Nope.
TELEPHONE NUMBER.................
Not a chance in hell.
NOTE: THE TOTAL AMOUNT YOUR MASTERCARD CONTAIN IS $3.5 MILLION USD AND THIS INCLUDE INTEREST UP TILL DATE. YOUR DAILY LIMIT WITHDRAW IS $15,000 PER DAY ONCE YOUR PACKAGE IS SHIPPED AND YOU RECEIVE IT YOU WILL RECOVER ALL YOU HAVE SPENT HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
NO AND YOU'RE SHOUTING AGAIN. Seriously, stop that.
Have a wonderful day and remember all you need to send is $207usd only to complete everything.
Thanks, but I'm still confused--to whom am I sending the $207? I still don't have an address. I don't even have a wire transfer number.
Email Address; unitedemassybenin1b@hotmail.com
+2348133971079
Ohhhh, there's the number. Erm. That is not a US number. I'm fairly sure that's not even an international number.
DR.MICHEAL LYLES.
You're a doctor now? Of...what?
SENIOR OFFICE DEPARTMENT
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,NW Washington,
D.C.20535-0001, USA
Yeah. I believe this. I also believe my legs are going to grow together so I can swim like a fish. When that happens, I'll be sure and contact you, because that's just as likely to happen as me gaining flukes.
More later.