here we go again
from Mr Charles lep013@msn.com
sender-time Sent at 11:03 AM (UTC). Current time there: 6:41 PM.
reply-to lep0012005@yahoo.co.jp
date Sun, Sep 25, 2011 at 11:03 AM
subject FROM CHARLES
Yeah, I got that, from the first line that said "From Mr. Charles". I guess you're feeling a tad bit more informal, now that you've introduced yourself.
IT IS A PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU A BUSINESS THAT WILL MAKE THE BEGINNING OF NEVER-ENDING FAMILY RELATIONSHIP AND I HOPE THIS PROPOSAL WILL NOT BE AN INCONVENIENCE OR EMBARASSEMENT TO YOU.
First, STOP SHOUTING. Dear gods, I can't hear myself type in here. Second, I'm not sure I really want to get involved in a business that will begin a "never-ending family relationship". I mean, that sounds kind of permanent, and I barely know you.
I AM CHARLES
Yeah, yeah, I know that already--
THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR PHILIP
Really? Your father's name was Late? Who names their son Late? "So where's your son, what's his name...?" "He's Late." "Well, of course he is, he's not here."
WHO WAS A FAMOUS COCOA MERCHANT.
I'm not much up on the latest cocoa-business trends. Never heard of him.
MY LATE FATHER OPERATED HIS COCOA BUSINESS IN ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE UNDER PARTNERSHIP BUT UNFORTUNATELLY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES POISONED HIM IN ORDER TO CLAIM HIS WEALTH IN A COCKTAIL PARTY HELD IN HIS HONOUR AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE COMPANY.
Why are you talking to me, then? Shouldn't you be talking to the police?
WHEN HE WAS POISONED, HE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL
Well, thank God. Did you call the cops after, then?.
IT WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THAT HE SECRETLY DISCLOSED TO ME THE CAUSE OF THE SICKNESS
Um, you said he was poisoned. Tell. The. Police. That.
AND ALSO THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $4.8M(FOUR MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY) IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT TO A BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE AND THAT I WAS MADE THE NEXT OF KIN TO INHERIT THE MONEY IN HIS RECORD/FILE.
Yay! Good for you! Glad to hear it.
HE THEREFORE ADVISED ME TO LOOK FOR A RELIABLE,TRUST WORTHY AND GOD-FEARING PERSON WHO WILL ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THIS FUNDS ABROAD STRICTLY FOR INVESTEMENT PURPOSES.
I am not this person.
THIS IS BECAUSE HE DIDN'NT WANT HIS ASSOCIATES TO RAISE AN EYEBROW ON HIS FUND.HE ALSO ADVISED ME TO AVOID HIS ASSOCIATES WHO WILL BE RUNNING AFTER MY DEAR LIFE,HE FINALLY DIED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER TWO DAYS OF ADMISSION.
I...think you mean he died in the hospital after two days, not that he was continually confessing for 48 hours.
I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE
Thanks, but not interested.
TO TRANSFER THE $4.8M INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSES OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY.I HOPE TO TRAVEL WITH YOU TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER A SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUNDS.THE CONTACT OF THE BANK WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU SHOW YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ME.YOU CAN NOW INSTRUCT THEM ON WHERE AND HOW THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED.
Thanks for your trust, but really, what would I do with 4.8 million dollars? Wait, I take that back, but seriously, can't you access these funds yourself? You are the next of kin, after all.
I AM OFFERING YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF $4.800.000 AS COMMISSION FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR COUNTRY.MAY I STRONGLY RE-EMPHASIZE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL,HITCHFREE AND THIS WILL BE SUCCESSFULLY CONCLUDED WITHIN 10 DAYS ACCORDING TO YOUR EFFORTS.
Actually, this transaction will be complicated, stupid, full of hitches and unsuccessful, but hey, far be it from me to stop you from finding other suckers I mean business partners. Good luck with that.
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.PLEASE CALL ME AT +22505212947 FOR MORE DETAILS.
Not a chance in hell.
YOURS SINCERELY,
I highly doubt that...
CHARLES.
Don't you have a last name?
sender-time Sent at 11:03 AM (UTC). Current time there: 6:41 PM.
reply-to lep0012005@yahoo.co.jp
date Sun, Sep 25, 2011 at 11:03 AM
subject FROM CHARLES
Yeah, I got that, from the first line that said "From Mr. Charles". I guess you're feeling a tad bit more informal, now that you've introduced yourself.
IT IS A PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU A BUSINESS THAT WILL MAKE THE BEGINNING OF NEVER-ENDING FAMILY RELATIONSHIP AND I HOPE THIS PROPOSAL WILL NOT BE AN INCONVENIENCE OR EMBARASSEMENT TO YOU.
First, STOP SHOUTING. Dear gods, I can't hear myself type in here. Second, I'm not sure I really want to get involved in a business that will begin a "never-ending family relationship". I mean, that sounds kind of permanent, and I barely know you.
I AM CHARLES
Yeah, yeah, I know that already--
THE ONLY SON OF LATE MR PHILIP
Really? Your father's name was Late? Who names their son Late? "So where's your son, what's his name...?" "He's Late." "Well, of course he is, he's not here."
WHO WAS A FAMOUS COCOA MERCHANT.
I'm not much up on the latest cocoa-business trends. Never heard of him.
MY LATE FATHER OPERATED HIS COCOA BUSINESS IN ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE UNDER PARTNERSHIP BUT UNFORTUNATELLY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES POISONED HIM IN ORDER TO CLAIM HIS WEALTH IN A COCKTAIL PARTY HELD IN HIS HONOUR AS THE DIRECTOR OF THE COMPANY.
Why are you talking to me, then? Shouldn't you be talking to the police?
WHEN HE WAS POISONED, HE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL
Well, thank God. Did you call the cops after, then?.
IT WAS IN THE HOSPITAL THAT HE SECRETLY DISCLOSED TO ME THE CAUSE OF THE SICKNESS
Um, you said he was poisoned. Tell. The. Police. That.
AND ALSO THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $4.8M(FOUR MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ONLY) IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT TO A BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE AND THAT I WAS MADE THE NEXT OF KIN TO INHERIT THE MONEY IN HIS RECORD/FILE.
Yay! Good for you! Glad to hear it.
HE THEREFORE ADVISED ME TO LOOK FOR A RELIABLE,TRUST WORTHY AND GOD-FEARING PERSON WHO WILL ASSIST ME TO TRANSFER THIS FUNDS ABROAD STRICTLY FOR INVESTEMENT PURPOSES.
I am not this person.
THIS IS BECAUSE HE DIDN'NT WANT HIS ASSOCIATES TO RAISE AN EYEBROW ON HIS FUND.HE ALSO ADVISED ME TO AVOID HIS ASSOCIATES WHO WILL BE RUNNING AFTER MY DEAR LIFE,HE FINALLY DIED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER TWO DAYS OF ADMISSION.
I...think you mean he died in the hospital after two days, not that he was continually confessing for 48 hours.
I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE
Thanks, but not interested.
TO TRANSFER THE $4.8M INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR AN INVESTMENT PURPOSES OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY.I HOPE TO TRAVEL WITH YOU TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER A SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUNDS.THE CONTACT OF THE BANK WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU SHOW YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ME.YOU CAN NOW INSTRUCT THEM ON WHERE AND HOW THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED.
Thanks for your trust, but really, what would I do with 4.8 million dollars? Wait, I take that back, but seriously, can't you access these funds yourself? You are the next of kin, after all.
I AM OFFERING YOU 10% OF THE TOTAL SUM OF $4.800.000 AS COMMISSION FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR COUNTRY.MAY I STRONGLY RE-EMPHASIZE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL,HITCHFREE AND THIS WILL BE SUCCESSFULLY CONCLUDED WITHIN 10 DAYS ACCORDING TO YOUR EFFORTS.
Actually, this transaction will be complicated, stupid, full of hitches and unsuccessful, but hey, far be it from me to stop you from finding other suckers I mean business partners. Good luck with that.
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.PLEASE CALL ME AT +22505212947 FOR MORE DETAILS.
Not a chance in hell.
YOURS SINCERELY,
I highly doubt that...
CHARLES.
Don't you have a last name?