nothing like a form letter to spread the warmth
from Portia & Albert
sender-time Sent at 8:55 AM (UTC). Current time there: 4:07 AM.
reply-to portiaalbert11@gmail.com
date Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 8:55 AM
subject DEAR SIR/MADAM
Well, yes, I'm one of those, sure...
Compliments of the day!
Um...thanks?
How are you doing? Just hope fine
I usually hope "painfree", or "rich" or "sane", but hey, it's a free world, you can hope "fine" if you like.
I'm very sorry to have contacted you in this manner.
Yeah, I bet, it was just so damned hard gathering the addresses and hitting 'mass send' like that. I feel for you.
I and my younger sister write to seek for your assistance; we got your contact from a noble gentleman that came to our refugee camp who came to give a seminar about AIDS whom we confronted that we are looking a God-fearing person that is when your data was given to us.
REALLLY...You're sure, now? You're sure he meant me? Bisexual bearded fat pagan, here. "God-fearing" isn't a big part of my life.
First and foremost i want to introduce myself to you. My name is Prince Albert Asimenu and my younger sister Princess Portia Asimenu from Liberian [...]
...
..............
.........................You're not serious.
[...] my consignment contains $20 million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot specify. The consignments are presently in Off - shore , in the STATES.
Well, I guess the US would be "off - shore" to 'Liberian'.
'Liberian'. Where did you say you were from, again? I'm not finding that...
The consignment got to STATES through the help of a U.N diplomat Dr.paul Danquah . The fact is that Dr.paul danquah is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called DR WILLIAM DAVIES in The STATES .
Okay so far, though I'm not sure why Dr. paul danquah can't seem to capitalize his name right...
The week Dr.paul danquah was suppose to deliver the consignment to him, when he got to The STATES after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call WILLIAM DAVIES to tell him the description to is house for the delivery, but his wife answered the call and told Dr.paul danquah that her husband DR WILLIAM DAVIES hard a fatal car accident which lead to his
death some few hours later.
Uh-huh. This is what the cops told you?
DR WILLIAM DAVIES has already paid the demurrages
...uh..."Demurrages"? What're "demurrages?
from the security company, he paid for Bullion van that took the consignment to the airport and he paid for custom check report he also assisted us in getting the DRUG / ANTI TERRIORIST CERTIFICATE, which is so expensive that he spent 20 thousand dollars to acquire it, but unfortunately he died in a car accident, that is why Dr.paul danquah has to deposit the consignment with a warehouse over there in The STATES and called us to informed us about what is happening.Dr.paul danquah has asked us to look for a new beneficiary to act on our behalf and recieve the consignment from him. That is why we have contacted you.
Good to know. So what, exactly, do you expect me to do?
Please, contact Dr.Paul danquah on time and get back to us through mail.We will be very greatful if u do assist us , and will be ever willing to act in accordance to your wishes and negotiations to benefit from this. I am willing to show myself on the web camera for you to know us well.
Don't have a web cam. Don't have a cell phone either. Them newfangled dee-vices of the fyoooture, y'know...
I await your urgent response.
I doubt it'll be urgent.
Thanks and God bless you.
We really need to talk about this 'God' thing...
Prince Albert Asimenu and my younger sister Princess Portia Asimenu
E-mail: portiaalbert11@gmail.com
Yeah, so...just wait until I get back to you. Because of course I will. You just wait there. I'll be along.
Eventually.
Any moment now.
sender-time Sent at 8:55 AM (UTC). Current time there: 4:07 AM.
reply-to portiaalbert11@gmail.com
date Wed, Jan 6, 2010 at 8:55 AM
subject DEAR SIR/MADAM
Well, yes, I'm one of those, sure...
Compliments of the day!
Um...thanks?
How are you doing? Just hope fine
I usually hope "painfree", or "rich" or "sane", but hey, it's a free world, you can hope "fine" if you like.
I'm very sorry to have contacted you in this manner.
Yeah, I bet, it was just so damned hard gathering the addresses and hitting 'mass send' like that. I feel for you.
I and my younger sister write to seek for your assistance; we got your contact from a noble gentleman that came to our refugee camp who came to give a seminar about AIDS whom we confronted that we are looking a God-fearing person that is when your data was given to us.
REALLLY...You're sure, now? You're sure he meant me? Bisexual bearded fat pagan, here. "God-fearing" isn't a big part of my life.
First and foremost i want to introduce myself to you. My name is Prince Albert Asimenu and my younger sister Princess Portia Asimenu from Liberian [...]
...
..............
.........................You're not serious.
[...] my consignment contains $20 million United States dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot specify. The consignments are presently in Off - shore , in the STATES.
Well, I guess the US would be "off - shore" to 'Liberian'.
'Liberian'. Where did you say you were from, again? I'm not finding that...
The consignment got to STATES through the help of a U.N diplomat Dr.paul Danquah . The fact is that Dr.paul danquah is supposed to have delivered this consignment to a man called DR WILLIAM DAVIES in The STATES .
Okay so far, though I'm not sure why Dr. paul danquah can't seem to capitalize his name right...
The week Dr.paul danquah was suppose to deliver the consignment to him, when he got to The STATES after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call WILLIAM DAVIES to tell him the description to is house for the delivery, but his wife answered the call and told Dr.paul danquah that her husband DR WILLIAM DAVIES hard a fatal car accident which lead to his
death some few hours later.
Uh-huh. This is what the cops told you?
DR WILLIAM DAVIES has already paid the demurrages
...uh..."Demurrages"? What're "demurrages?
from the security company, he paid for Bullion van that took the consignment to the airport and he paid for custom check report he also assisted us in getting the DRUG / ANTI TERRIORIST CERTIFICATE, which is so expensive that he spent 20 thousand dollars to acquire it, but unfortunately he died in a car accident, that is why Dr.paul danquah has to deposit the consignment with a warehouse over there in The STATES and called us to informed us about what is happening.Dr.paul danquah has asked us to look for a new beneficiary to act on our behalf and recieve the consignment from him. That is why we have contacted you.
Good to know. So what, exactly, do you expect me to do?
Please, contact Dr.Paul danquah on time and get back to us through mail.We will be very greatful if u do assist us , and will be ever willing to act in accordance to your wishes and negotiations to benefit from this. I am willing to show myself on the web camera for you to know us well.
Don't have a web cam. Don't have a cell phone either. Them newfangled dee-vices of the fyoooture, y'know...
I await your urgent response.
I doubt it'll be urgent.
Thanks and God bless you.
We really need to talk about this 'God' thing...
Prince Albert Asimenu and my younger sister Princess Portia Asimenu
E-mail: portiaalbert11@gmail.com
Yeah, so...just wait until I get back to you. Because of course I will. You just wait there. I'll be along.
Eventually.
Any moment now.