Australian Santas: don't say 'ho ho ho'. What the hell?? You have to be kidding. They have to be kidding.
Santas in another country are being instructed not to laugh because it might offend women? Who, ho-ho-hos? And scare children?? Any child who is "scared" by that obviously has bigger issues.
And hey, while we're on the term of 'ho', 'ho' is another spelling of 'hoe', which is a farm implement...maybe farmers should rise up and accost Santa, for telling children to till fields all the time!
*boggles*
Pointed out by alert reader
gwynnthiere, who also reposted a great series of rants by her friend RiffRaff.
Go read 'em.
The girl's getting worse. NO grip strength in her right arm. Her headache won't go away--like mine, that's something I wish she didn't share with me. Blurred vision, still, and a constant ringing in her ears.
And I have to help her in and out of bed, now, in and out of the bathroom, in and out of the shower...
She's leaving message three--first two unanswered--with her doctor...