Comments | nematoddity: Hank, I found 'em!

nematoddity

Hank, I found 'em!

Jul 12, 2007 03:08

Baby hand soap!

Nooo, I don't mean soap for baby hands...I mean soap shaped like severed baby hands.

WOOOT.

WANT.

fun, babies, soap

Comments 16

pope_guilty July 12 2007, 10:52:46 UTC

I could never wash my genitals with that without being severely skeezed out.

nematoddity July 12 2007, 20:18:42 UTC

I, err, was thinking about it as a hand soap...you know, by the...bathroom...sink...

Wau, that's an unsettling image. I totally hadn't gone there. :)

Half French Sticks fiat_knox July 12 2007, 10:55:27 UTC

This morning, I saw a notice in my local baker where I buy my breakfast. It said "Half French Sticks £1.50".

I told the girl that I'd come back later, when the sticks were completely French.

Re: Half French Sticks nematoddity July 12 2007, 20:19:31 UTC

*blinks*

Did it work?

Re: Half French Sticks fiat_knox July 13 2007, 15:16:55 UTC

No, but I enjoyed watching the shop assistant go from half confused to completely bewildered in less than a second. :)

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nematoddity July 12 2007, 20:20:25 UTC

*nods*

Oh, yeah. I'm so very tempted myself.

singingwolf July 13 2007, 00:42:02 UTC

You know, if I could get the coloration right, I could do this easily....The molds wouldn't be hard to make at all.

Hrm...

Now I'm wondering if I could do it without resorting to FD&C dyes. Doing zombified baby hands would be easy. Use chlorophyll to give it a greenish tint, some black oxide spots, red oxide for the "stump".

Damn. Now I've got ideas...and I already have enough product ideas on my plate.

Of course, if you want to try it and aren't worried about using dyes... Make a latex mold of a baby doll hand, zap some Melt and Pour soap base in the microwave, add some soap safe dyes, fragerence, pour into the mold, let cool, then pop it out of the mold. (Lower quality but easily available M&P base, color, and scent is available at Michaels, JoAnns, and probably Hobby Lobby...but the prices honestly come out to about the same if you don't factor in shipping.)

Initial cost would be more than $12, but you'd end up getting more than the set offers, too.

nematoddity July 13 2007, 01:08:09 UTC

Very true, and I was considering it...because damn, that's too cool an idea just to have around for a little while. :)

mutaytedjoe July 12 2007, 14:02:05 UTC

Forest immediately wanted some "hand soap." Thanks. Bad influence!

nematoddity July 12 2007, 20:19:56 UTC

Yay!

marcyleecorgan July 12 2007, 21:14:44 UTC

*stares* OMG. I think I found something to buy for the new house.

nematoddity July 13 2007, 01:08:39 UTC

WOOOO!

I am corruptive across state lines. Go me. :)