trust the man with the stigmata
This is currently chore-avoidance. No, really. I'm avoiding laundry. I should have started another load a half hour ago, but I'm dicking around.
Anyway.
When I get old, I want to go to Dublin.
You haven't seen the little 'my progress on NaNo' graphic for a while. That's because there's been no progress on NaNo. On the other hand, I sent in the first two ficlets to j_crew_guy for the Askewniverse Holiday Challenge, so I felt semi-productive. That, and I made some bases and three River-centric wallpapers for emilly_icons, so yay, the creative side.
Two quiz results, but before that, something else.
My MindMap is ready...for the third time?
MindMap
Guess everyone had to be added in. :)
Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear
you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more
likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like
big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly
objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined
by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial
expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are
either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low,
you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 29% on tit-size
You scored higher than 69% on ass-size
You scored higher than 79% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
They had me until they threw in Hilary Duff. EWWW!
Tipped my way by litlbuddha. I don't know how it can be considered accurate. I mean, Camryn Manheim wasn't even listed!
nyghtshayde finds some weird quizzes...
Magic - Obscure
You are dark and mysterious and seem quite dangerous to others who do not know you. You have the power to create, change and destroy. You are powerful, strong-willed and intelligent. You always have a plan.
Animagi form: Unicorn
Most compatible with: Elecricity
Least compatible with: Fire
Song: Nemo - Nightwish
Ruling Goddess: Athena
Are you an Obscure or Dominant Element?? {Great pics}
brought to you by Quizilla
Wau. Okay, first of all, the choice of song a) sucks and b) doesn't match the lyric set I chose in the quiz. Second, my animal form is a unicorn?? Only if it's black and stomping someone flat.
I can see me being very compatible with Electricity--it flows through my body quite easily when I happen to touch a big metal wrench to a live socket, for example. Of course, soon after, I generally have to sit down and remember I can still breathe, if I take it slow and concentrate. And least compatible with Fire? Again, not really, I seem very compatible with Fire, based on the tonnage of burn scars I have scattered about my skin.
As for the ruling goddess, boy, do they really not know me.
And the pic's just...okay...not great.
Bah.
(Interesting side note--clicking the button that brings me all possible results, I find something I do, pretty completely, click with--Darkness. Why didn't I get that, now?
Two Lumps:
Yo, MC Dorks-a-Lot, I thought you only drank vodka.
Be serious. You're like a walking hump without a camel. I have a cat like this. Ever since we got her fixed, she's been slowly swelling like some part of her body is invisibly attached to an air hose. It's surreal.
Also, the more she piles on the pounds, the bitchier she gets. Not all fat people--or cats--are shiny happy sorts.
Oh My Gods!:
Where the heck are my pants?
Ah, so you're a smart witch.
I like Nate already.
Two extra points.
And that's it. Mostly just mental doodling. Off with the next load.
Anyway.
When I get old, I want to go to Dublin.
You haven't seen the little 'my progress on NaNo' graphic for a while. That's because there's been no progress on NaNo. On the other hand, I sent in the first two ficlets to j_crew_guy for the Askewniverse Holiday Challenge, so I felt semi-productive. That, and I made some bases and three River-centric wallpapers for emilly_icons, so yay, the creative side.
Two quiz results, but before that, something else.
My MindMap is ready...for the third time?
MindMap
Guess everyone had to be added in. :)
Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 40% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 68% Cute!
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.
Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear
you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. What's more
likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don't like
big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.
Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly
objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined
by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial
expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are
either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low,
you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 29% on tit-size
You scored higher than 69% on ass-size
You scored higher than 79% on cuteness
Link: The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test written by chicken_pot_pie on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
They had me until they threw in Hilary Duff. EWWW!
Tipped my way by litlbuddha. I don't know how it can be considered accurate. I mean, Camryn Manheim wasn't even listed!
nyghtshayde finds some weird quizzes...
Magic - Obscure
You are dark and mysterious and seem quite dangerous to others who do not know you. You have the power to create, change and destroy. You are powerful, strong-willed and intelligent. You always have a plan.
Animagi form: Unicorn
Most compatible with: Elecricity
Least compatible with: Fire
Song: Nemo - Nightwish
Ruling Goddess: Athena
Are you an Obscure or Dominant Element?? {Great pics}
brought to you by Quizilla
Wau. Okay, first of all, the choice of song a) sucks and b) doesn't match the lyric set I chose in the quiz. Second, my animal form is a unicorn?? Only if it's black and stomping someone flat.
I can see me being very compatible with Electricity--it flows through my body quite easily when I happen to touch a big metal wrench to a live socket, for example. Of course, soon after, I generally have to sit down and remember I can still breathe, if I take it slow and concentrate. And least compatible with Fire? Again, not really, I seem very compatible with Fire, based on the tonnage of burn scars I have scattered about my skin.
As for the ruling goddess, boy, do they really not know me.
And the pic's just...okay...not great.
Bah.
(Interesting side note--clicking the button that brings me all possible results, I find something I do, pretty completely, click with--Darkness. Why didn't I get that, now?
Two Lumps:
Yo, MC Dorks-a-Lot, I thought you only drank vodka.
Be serious. You're like a walking hump without a camel. I have a cat like this. Ever since we got her fixed, she's been slowly swelling like some part of her body is invisibly attached to an air hose. It's surreal.
Also, the more she piles on the pounds, the bitchier she gets. Not all fat people--or cats--are shiny happy sorts.
Oh My Gods!:
Where the heck are my pants?
Ah, so you're a smart witch.
I like Nate already.
Two extra points.
And that's it. Mostly just mental doodling. Off with the next load.