you've conquered me like Charlemagne
Damn. History in the making, guys, by way of starlasoma, who watched it all go down, as opposed to me, who apparently dicked around for two days clueless as hell. :)
This is where the madness starts. Tipped by whichwitch666. In a word, in jokes are only funny to the folks using them...unless you've hung out with the same geeky idiots online. :) In which case, they become falling-down hysterical in seconds...
Like these ones:
Oh, look! It's #sang channel! :)
Also? "It hurts and stings" is going to become a catchphrase for a while. I can see it.
And, speaking of the Egyptian gods...
The tragedy of being a sysop. Or a room mod. :)
The truth is found in unexpected places: "The Internet is truly a wealth of exotic and meaningful information. Each new nugget of knowledge it brings to me makes me a little bit stupider." Indeed.
Real vampires suck. BWAHAHAhaha...
Preaching to the choir. :)
And now I know where rosefox got it from.
I'm down with the brothers in the underground.
And finally...
Do I even need to be here for this? Can I go now?
Dildo guns, no less. Or you could always talk about the Alabama solution...*shakes head*
How to Be Calm. Oh, I like this. He's my type of guy. Tipped by indigo_spice.
evergrey? Still. Getting. HITS. :)
Apparently? If you're in Australia, you'll have no problem getting Sunplay SPF 130 sunscreen. Here in the US, how'ver...it's available on eBay, that's all I've been able to find.
SO, more bad fashions! We start with Rio, Summer 2006.
Wau. This dress should come with instructions. Like, Don't pull it down that far, you moron. Or, Tugging on straps may cause scoop neck of sundress to hook under your tits. Or, If you pull it down this far you're seconds away from flashing your rack at photographers.
Okay, maybe that last one is just for fashion models. Unless you do have banks of photographers following you around. And in that case, I really don't want to know any more about your private life.
Top model Naomi Campbell shows the TNG Spring-Summer collection during the Fashion Rio Show 2006 in Rio de Janeiro. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 15, 2005)
This is primarily here because of the hair. I know she just caught a breeze, but I am amused by the concept that someone actually sprayed her hair out to do that. (It's not that outlandish, either--I've seen weirder things. We all have.)
(And okay, the lines of the dress? They suck too. But we're mostly here for the hair.)
A model wears a creation by Patricia Viera. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
Oh, no...they're dropping the waists again. Oh, why, God, why??
I hate dropped waists. I think they only look good on willowy breastless sylphs hanging out in smoky rooms drinking illegal gin and listening to jazz, while Prohibition and gospel hymns rage outside their red basement doors.
And we don't have any of those jazzbabies anymore, so stop making dresses for them! Good Lord. At this rate, Shirley Temple's gonna dance out any second. And I don't have enough drugs for that.
A creation by Lei Basica. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo)
(June 16, 2005)
Wait, I have this outfit for my Sims!
Wait. These are Sims! Damn!
Models show the Blue Man collection. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
Yeah. Here's another view. Complete with quirky smile, gold hat, HUGE-ass gold chain and oiled chest.
Don't ask me, I just work here.
A creation by Sandpiper. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
Just in case you felt left out...the girl version. Complete with big-ass black chain, nautical-striped halter top, what I could swear were bike chains braided into a belt, and a loofa sponge hanging from her ear. Oh yeah--the manskirt looks so much better on girls. *koff*
A creation by Sandpiper. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
This is where the madness starts. Tipped by whichwitch666. In a word, in jokes are only funny to the folks using them...unless you've hung out with the same geeky idiots online. :) In which case, they become falling-down hysterical in seconds...
Like these ones:
Oh, look! It's #sang channel! :)
Also? "It hurts and stings" is going to become a catchphrase for a while. I can see it.
And, speaking of the Egyptian gods...
The tragedy of being a sysop. Or a room mod. :)
The truth is found in unexpected places: "The Internet is truly a wealth of exotic and meaningful information. Each new nugget of knowledge it brings to me makes me a little bit stupider." Indeed.
Real vampires suck. BWAHAHAhaha...
Preaching to the choir. :)
And now I know where rosefox got it from.
I'm down with the brothers in the underground.
And finally...
Do I even need to be here for this? Can I go now?
Dildo guns, no less. Or you could always talk about the Alabama solution...*shakes head*
How to Be Calm. Oh, I like this. He's my type of guy. Tipped by indigo_spice.
evergrey? Still. Getting. HITS. :)
Apparently? If you're in Australia, you'll have no problem getting Sunplay SPF 130 sunscreen. Here in the US, how'ver...it's available on eBay, that's all I've been able to find.
SO, more bad fashions! We start with Rio, Summer 2006.
Wau. This dress should come with instructions. Like, Don't pull it down that far, you moron. Or, Tugging on straps may cause scoop neck of sundress to hook under your tits. Or, If you pull it down this far you're seconds away from flashing your rack at photographers.
Okay, maybe that last one is just for fashion models. Unless you do have banks of photographers following you around. And in that case, I really don't want to know any more about your private life.
Top model Naomi Campbell shows the TNG Spring-Summer collection during the Fashion Rio Show 2006 in Rio de Janeiro. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 15, 2005)
This is primarily here because of the hair. I know she just caught a breeze, but I am amused by the concept that someone actually sprayed her hair out to do that. (It's not that outlandish, either--I've seen weirder things. We all have.)
(And okay, the lines of the dress? They suck too. But we're mostly here for the hair.)
A model wears a creation by Patricia Viera. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
Oh, no...they're dropping the waists again. Oh, why, God, why??
I hate dropped waists. I think they only look good on willowy breastless sylphs hanging out in smoky rooms drinking illegal gin and listening to jazz, while Prohibition and gospel hymns rage outside their red basement doors.
And we don't have any of those jazzbabies anymore, so stop making dresses for them! Good Lord. At this rate, Shirley Temple's gonna dance out any second. And I don't have enough drugs for that.
A creation by Lei Basica. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo)
(June 16, 2005)
Wait, I have this outfit for my Sims!
Wait. These are Sims! Damn!
Models show the Blue Man collection. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
Yeah. Here's another view. Complete with quirky smile, gold hat, HUGE-ass gold chain and oiled chest.
Don't ask me, I just work here.
A creation by Sandpiper. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)
Just in case you felt left out...the girl version. Complete with big-ass black chain, nautical-striped halter top, what I could swear were bike chains braided into a belt, and a loofa sponge hanging from her ear. Oh yeah--the manskirt looks so much better on girls. *koff*
A creation by Sandpiper. (AP Photo/Silvia Izquierdo) (June 16, 2005)