dont back down till you gonna drown

[nelo]

today me and kristen left classt and went to the liqure store. in the six blocks it takes to get there our conversation somehow turned to the idea of tricking hobos into eating stew made out of kittens, then having the hobos vomit the stew into each other's ass holes, then have those hobos snowball the vomit back into their mouthes by forcing it out of their ass holes by taking a giant shit. she then told me that we had to stop having this conversation because it's the worst conversation ever.

earlier that day i told jenna that crossfades looks like holding an ass hole open with four fingers

earlier i made a double fisting joke while holding two beverages

i had a very disturbing day