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Jan 11, 2005 21:11

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steviewicks January 12 2005, 03:49:31 UTC
A prostitute walks into a bar. She spots a koala bear sitting at the end of the bar. After a little small talk and flirting, the koala bear goes home with her. They frolic all night long. The next morning, the koala gets up and wanders towards the door.

"HEY! Where are you going?" yells the prostitute. "I haven't been paid!"

Realizing that he is a koala bear and might not understand, she reaches for a dictionary and looks up prostitute. She shows him the definition:

PROSTITUTE (pros ti toot) n. A woman who performs services for money.

The koala bear looks at her and then grabs the dictionary. He shows her a definition:

KOALA BEAR (ko all e Bare) n. A furry marsupial. Eats bush and leaves.

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nellspice January 13 2005, 01:54:32 UTC
nice. very, very nice.

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weasel_1313 January 12 2005, 04:21:56 UTC
"face down ass up..."

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