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"mitt romney loves america so much that he could not and would not subject it to a mitt romney presidency."
this might be one of my favorite clips from the daily show ever.
ETA:
OH MY GOD. i just watched the music video of "total eclipse of the heart" for the first time ever. holy crap. go. go search for it on youtube and watch it, and your life will be complete.
a soupcon of what's to come: the line "turn around bright eyes" is taken literally.