-*Dans Rap Bout Me*-
--* D a N n Y s R a P t O m E *--
her names janelle/
she's gotta dell/
she's all that and a bag of chips/
shes got sugar-coated lips/
she has a sista/
her names krista/
janelle is a crazy dude/
she's always in a good mood/
her mom drives a DURANGO/
she says hop in, let's go/
she goes cruzin down town/
actin like a clown/
she goes last minute shoppin/
but she dont gotta go pool-hoppin/
cuz she's rich and lives in a manshion/
wishes her sister would turn into marolyn manson/
she listens to rap cuz she's a gangster lady/
when she gets older she's gunna have a million babies/
she's gunna be a lunch lady, wearin a net/
but her real dream-job is to be a pimpette/
but janelle tells guys that she hates the word "yay"/
she told me that if i said it, then she would think i was gay/
so now i'll never use that word again in my life/
cuz i dont wanna husband, i wanna wife/
one time she got her ribs kicked in with a roller blade/
all just because she said her sister was lame/
she was in a full body cast, and take pain-reliever pills/
sat in her bed and watched genereal hospital/
janelle gets sunburned when she stays in the sun/
but she cant help goin to the beach cuz its way too fun/
she chills there in her bikini drinkin sum mountain dew/
how many gallons of that can she drink? i think its 42/
im tellin u this chick is addicted to this soft drink/
but if u dont like it, then to her ur just a dink/
she's gotta homie who's name is Dan/
and this kid dan, he is the man/
this is the end of my rap/
i'm endin it by sayin i love my homie janelle tapp/
haha dan... ily too funny!
... hOmiess fOr liFee ...
CoMmEnT ;-)... xOxO
her names janelle/
she's gotta dell/
she's all that and a bag of chips/
shes got sugar-coated lips/
she has a sista/
her names krista/
janelle is a crazy dude/
she's always in a good mood/
her mom drives a DURANGO/
she says hop in, let's go/
she goes cruzin down town/
actin like a clown/
she goes last minute shoppin/
but she dont gotta go pool-hoppin/
cuz she's rich and lives in a manshion/
wishes her sister would turn into marolyn manson/
she listens to rap cuz she's a gangster lady/
when she gets older she's gunna have a million babies/
she's gunna be a lunch lady, wearin a net/
but her real dream-job is to be a pimpette/
but janelle tells guys that she hates the word "yay"/
she told me that if i said it, then she would think i was gay/
so now i'll never use that word again in my life/
cuz i dont wanna husband, i wanna wife/
one time she got her ribs kicked in with a roller blade/
all just because she said her sister was lame/
she was in a full body cast, and take pain-reliever pills/
sat in her bed and watched genereal hospital/
janelle gets sunburned when she stays in the sun/
but she cant help goin to the beach cuz its way too fun/
she chills there in her bikini drinkin sum mountain dew/
how many gallons of that can she drink? i think its 42/
im tellin u this chick is addicted to this soft drink/
but if u dont like it, then to her ur just a dink/
she's gotta homie who's name is Dan/
and this kid dan, he is the man/
this is the end of my rap/
i'm endin it by sayin i love my homie janelle tapp/
haha dan... ily too funny!
... hOmiess fOr liFee ...
CoMmEnT ;-)... xOxO