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[nellas]

Right, so, as I type this, my fuckhead of a husband is packing all our shit into his yellow submarine where we have had many a sexual rendezvous. Hell, are they any rendezvous besides sexual ones? I think not. We're going to sail off Arda and be like Elwing and Eärendil except a lot more vicious and horny. Along with that whole minor detail of 'Gondy not having a silmaril. Useless fuck. But I did manage to find a "Vote for Eowyn or DIE" button in my purse so I'll pin that on his brow and we'll see what happens. Maybe we'll blind some fish underwater. That'd be funny.

So. Uh. Bye.